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>Lions lose
It's not as though that was unexpected. At least Seattle crushed Green Bay's #1 seed hopes.

Time for Romo to do what he does best and fail to properly swallow, resulting in his windpipe becoming obstructed.

Kurt Warner's Ghost said:

People love stability…

I stopped watching bassetball because it was the same damn teams every single year. Once the Pistons moved back into their division's basement there wasn't any incentive left. If there's one thing Americans love, it's an underdog--and that's why people always route for the "new guy" (Royals, Rockies, Rays, Pirates, etc.) when the playoffs come around.

Thank goodness Suh got suspended.

Hell, even hockey is falling into that pattern. Last 5 Cup winners: Kings, Blackhawks, Kings, Bruins, Blackhawks. All big-market teams with a history of success. I always want that one team who did surprisingly well to win (Coyotes and Panthers a few years back, Wild and Blue Jackets last year, likely the Islanders and Predators this year), but that never happens. Still, the NHL doesn't really feel the same way as other leagues when the refs will literally change a series' outcome so the league can make more money. I'm looking at you, 2002 Western Conference Finals.

Suh's suspension might be reduced to a fine. It didn't really look like it was done with any malice, to be honest. Also the league are fucking pussies so there's that. Regardless, so you're saying there's a chance?

Wouldn't them being pussies mean they would uphold the suspension of the big scary defensive tackle who stepped on the poor quarterback's legs?

They overreacted to it is why they're pussies. A lot of the stuff Brandon Meriweather does, for example, would be legal tackles in the 80's, 90's, hell, even early 2000's.

>Kings
>history of success
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Kings couldn't win even with the help of The Great One

^Recent success, I should've said.

Jiimy Lethal said:

I’m looking at you, 2002 Western Conference Finals.

Hey, it's not the refs fault Roy totally (and deliciously) imploded in game 7.

chowzburgerz said:

Thank goodness Suh got suspended.

Lel. The butthurt in the comments is amazing.

xTSGx said:

Lel. The butthurt in the comments is amazing.

It's on like Ndamukong. (Also I guess the Lions are my team now, considering cheering for the 'Skins is akin to getting piss splashed on your face with your eyes open.)

Based on the context, I believe Jimmy was referring to the NBA 2002 Western Conference Finals. I would go into more detail about that, but I assume you already know.

As morbid as it sounds to celebrate a man losing his job, AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF HASLETT

>this is an actual NFL playoff game

this has to be the worst performance in a football game I have ever seen in my life

For fuck's sake, it's like a Suck-Off. I guess we'll find out tomorrow who gets one of these clowns.

AND THEN FOZZY WHITAKER HAPPENED.

The dream is dead.

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Arizona – 16
Carolina – 27

With that completely pointless and hilariously awful play as time expired, the Arizona Cardinals have set a new record for fewest yards gained in an NFL playoff game with 77, surpassing the mark of 86 set by the 1958 Cleveland Browns*. The result of that play? -20
In other words, if they had just surrendered and taken a knee, they would have ended with about 96 and only been second worst.
I… uh… this is all I have:

*By the way, that game was played in a fucking blizzard.

77 net yards

Jesus fucking Christ

Is it possibru for even my home team for a super bowl victory???

Go Panthers….

Excuse Me while my city parties hard to the final round.

I wanna playoffs too ;_;

Hey guise can I join

goddamit this game is terrible too

Baltimore – 30
Pittsburgh – 17

what a shitty day for football, hopefully tomorrow is better

I don't know what you're talking about- that was fucking fantastic!
Also, holy shit do NFL nerds update Wikipedia fast.

You best be joshin me bro. Today's games were boring, both the Steelers and Cardinals got manhandled and completely dominated in a non-blowout sense

It was like watching a Seahawks game

Oh no, I wasn't disagreeing with that. But it was the Steelers on that end of it, thus extreme entertainment.

Speaking of which, here's The Thighmaster:

>tfw we haven't won a playoff game since I've been alive
>tfw our last win was against the Cowboys

Everyone do the Andy Dalton dance!

Holy hell, the Lions were the textbook definition of one-and-done in the nineties.

Cincinnati – 10
Indianapolis – 26

>Cowboys stop a punt at the .5-yard line
>Lions score on 99.5 yard drive
>The city of North Texas

c'mon cowboys, make a comeback, i know you can do it

Detroit – 20
Dallas – 24

Alright Cowboy fans in this thread, I just need to know this for the sake of my own sanity- you are aware that the referees pretty much just handed you this one, right? The end of that game stunk so bad of Super Bowl XL that my father was practically having PTSD flashbacks.

Detoilet status: flushed

Someone on the Field Gulls playoff thread posted this:

Erin Andrews: What was the biggest challenge the Lions defense presented to you in this game?
Tony Romo: Trying to act surprised when the refs threw flags on them.

BITCH, PLEASE! The refs were letting the Lions get away with murder all game long! How do you call running into the kicker when a defender's accidentally touches the punter and the punter FLOPS, but NOT call ROUGHING the kicker when the punter gets TACKLED while in mid-air? Now you want to be a little faggot over one questionable call that actually get Dallas' way? Get the fuck out of here!

Temper, temper. Have fun with either the NFL changing the result or being literally raped by Green Bay.

that whole game was full of bad calls for both sides, its just that we got the call that mattered. You know you would have a different reaction if the shoe was on the other foot.

Sweet crispy Jesus dude, calm the fuck down! Did I direct any kind of personal attack at you? No, I made a comment about a fucking football game. So calling names like a middle school bully is completely unnecessary. Let's not turn this into a Youtube NFL argument.

Jimmy Lethal wrote:

Temper, temper. Have fun with either the NFL changing the result or being literally raped by Green Bay.

And you're not helping, Jimmy.

Man, reading the comments on the NFL facebook page…that infamous image popped up several times:

well this sentiment has changed drastically, it feels good to be a cowboys fan right now.

>Cowshits fans downvoting my posts because I was telling the truth that they were in cahoots with the refs

Go ahead, do whatever you want with this one.

Oh shut up guys. The Cowboys won, deal with it. I just want to see my childhood dream come true.