Katy Perry is going to do the Halftime Show. FML!
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Katy Perry is going to do the Halftime Show. FML!
chowzburgerz wrote:
Katy Perry is going to do the Halftime Show. FML!
And to think that the Bruno Mars one was actually pretty damn good. The NLF giveth and the NFL taketh away.
Well, maybe if the Seahawks win back-to-back they'll let the 12th Man pick the band for #50. I say Heart.
There's something else you should know about the halftime show…apparently, the band/artist must PAY the NFL a fee just to perform this year. A music agent for Metallica complained about this. Any music acts that are known to be anti-capitalist or have issues regarding policies of the NFL would immediately pass on the Halftime Show, possibly eliminating most of the good acts right off the bat.
TBH, I would prefer Foo Fighters, Muse, Linkin Park, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers (a full set this time) or Pearl Jam to perform.
Daft Punkjet wrote:
There's something else you should know about the halftime show…apparently, the band/artist must PAY the NFL a fee just to perform this year. A music agent for Metallica complained about this. Any music acts that are known to be anti-capitalist or have issues regarding policies of the NFL would immediately pass on the Halftime Show, possibly eliminating most of the good acts right off the bat.
TBH, I would prefer Foo Fighters, Muse, Linkin Park, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers (a full set this time) or Pearl Jam to perform.
Katy better have a decent supporting act or I'll just take a 15-minute bathroom break through her performance… or some supporting act at all.
Meanwhile holy fuck the Browns might actually do something this year.
I'm an eagles fan, but that cowboys game was impressive
TIE IN CINCINNATI
SEAHAWKS EXPOSED
HEARTBREAKER IN MIAMI
RAIDERS AND JAGS COME CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
THE COWBOYS AND CHARGERS ARE 5-1
WHAT IS GOING ON
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!
Patriots coming back again…I really don't want them back in the Super Bowl again.
MADDEN CURSE CONFIRMED, SHERMAN SUCKS NOW
Redskins more like GotRektskins
Jersey Jimmy wrote:
MADDEN CURSE CONFIRMED, SHERMAN SUCKS NOW
What is this, the Riff-Raff NFL thread all of a sudden?
But anyways, the Cowboys have simply got something incredible going. I remember watching the '13 Draft and seeing all of their fans in attendance boo when they drafted a center in the first round, plus a few of the analysts afterwards saying "you just don't do that". Well, I hope all those people are currently slapping themselves on the ass repeatedly. For once, the management seems to have known exactly what they were doing, and it shows with the incredible play of this O-line. (And compared to ours for large chunks of the RWE, including this game, they might as well be the fucking gods of Olympus.)
I refuse to panic about the state of the Hawks. Darrell Bevell is a case of GeniusJekyll and IdiotHyde, and today we saw all of the later. Probably partially as a result of the bizarre schedule of the last week, Russell Wilson played a "bad game", which like most in his career still reminds you how incredible he is even when handed a shit sandwich to make into a five-star meal. The three real members of the LOB are still great. Bobby Wagner is playing a DMVP-type season. They probably wouldn't have lost if not for a simply ludicrous catch. And even as unlucky as they could get last year, it's been far worse so far.
For fucks sake guys, the Bucs went up 21-0 on them. At home. This is the same team that would beat the greatest offense of all time 43-8 for their first Lombardi trophy. I think I can keep a bit calm for now.
> Giants already shutout by 27
> Cruz goes down with torn patella, out for season.
>Lions still in 1st in the NFC North after six weeks
>Aaron Rodgers isn't even hurt
That's a pretty good feel.
Daft Punkjet wrote:
Patriots coming back again…I really don't want them back in the Super Bowl again.
Well, I want them back in the Super bowl.
Haters gonna hate.
Dem Rams and Lions tho
THE JAGS BTFO THE BROWNS
THE RAMS BEAT THE SEAHAWKS
THE REDSKINS WON A GAME
WHAT IS GOING ON
xTSGx wrote:
>Lions still in 1st in the NFC North after six weeks
>Aaron Rodgers isn't even hurt
That's a pretty good feel.
yeah, that D is monstrous
Peyton breaks the all-time touchdown record. His teammates immediately play keep-away with the ball.
Detroit Lions: 22
Atlanta London Falcons: 21
The Lions become the first team to successfully shoot themselves in the foot.
Geno Smith might actually be the worst QB I've ever seen
Holy McMotherfuck that was one hell of a finish, I'm still hyperventilating
>dat win probability
only the Lions could lose so hard they win
Nobody's talking about the Patriots' win against the Bears? Well, silence from the haters is a good feeling. And I'm feeling confident about the game against the Broncos.
CHOW ON THAT, CHOWZ
Overtime:
Washington Redskins: 20
Dallas Cowboys: 17
Jersey Jimmy wrote:
CHOW ON THAT, CHOWZ
Overtime:
Washington Redskins: 20
Dallas Cowboys: 17
Don't mess with the wrong Cowboys fan.
>Cowgirls
chowzburgerz wrote:
Don't mess with the wrong Cowboys fan.
Joke's on you, I'm a courier.
Oh come on, Cowboys. Fuck, they were doing so good up until this point.
I guess I have to cheer for the Houston Texans now…
A Furry wrote:
Oh come on, Cowboys. Fuck, they were doing so good up until this point.
I guess I have to cheer for the Houston Texans now…
Jersey Jimmy wrote:
Fucking exactly.
Wow you're so fucking right, I don't even know how fucking right you are, fuck. Holy fucking shit, goddamnit.
I'm going to laugh so hard if the Cowboys finish 8-8 after that record they had. It'll be almost as funny as the Sharks choking away that 3-0 series lead last year in the NHL playoffs.
xTSGx wrote:
I'm going to laugh so hard if the Cowboys finish 8-8 after that record they had. It'll be almost as funny as the Sharks choking away that 3-0 series lead last year in the NHL playoffs.
>it was three to zero
Cardinals are going to win Super Bowl XLIX in front of their home crowd. Calling it now.
Patriots won. Manning can go cry to his papa John.
The Raiders are determined to lose every game by one score
sighs…getting tired of the Patriots now.
Daft Punkjet wrote:
sighs…getting tired of the Patriots now.
U MAD BRO?
In his last two starts, Ben Roethlisberger has thrown for 862 yards 12 touchdowns and 0 interceptions against two legit AFC contenders in the Colts and the Ravens
Dayum
Early SB prediction: Steelers vs. Cardinals
Harrison int "steels" the game from the Cards.
Pit wins 17-10
Cardinals fans experience déjà vu and cry, I will be among those affected. U of Phoenix stadium is flooded and some fans literally drown in their sorrow.
Also, are we not going to bring up >Cowboys? Oh my god, it's like they WANT to go 8-8 now.
Jersey Jimmy wrote:
Also, are we not going to bring up >Cowboys? Oh my god, it's like they WANT to go 8-8 now.
I blame Jerruh.
>the Cowboys have lost two in row, including against the Redskins
My sides have begun preparing to enter orbit.
as dire as the Cowboys' situation is, they're probably still a lock to win the division thanks to the competition being Eli "interception" Manning, Mark "buttfumble" Sanchez, and Colt "Cleveland reject" McCoy
Kurt Warner's Ghost wrote:
as dire as the Cowboys' situation is, they're probably still a lock to win the division thanks to the competition being Eli "interception" Manning, Mark "buttfumble" Sanchez, and Colt "Cleveland reject" McCoy
Sanchez being bad was more because he was on the >Jest. Remember he went to two AFC Championship Games.
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