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Bruno the Rustler
Archivist & Pundit
Location: Magrathea
Joined Mar 15, 2012 at 04:11PM EDT
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I was born in May 15th.
"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”
- Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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