Dr. Dong

Scrapbooker & Conversationalist

Location: Kingdom of Dong

Joined Aug 17, 2014 at 04:52PM EDT

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"Have you ever expanded dongs bro?" – A famous quote of mine tracing back to the accent species of coconut gun wielding gorillas that had 13.7 inch long dongs, what was I saying again? Oh yes, I am Dr. Dong, I have 13 master degrees in Dongoligy, and have 69 diplomas. I am known throughout the Kingdom of Dong being one of the best, if not the best dongoligist out there!
"What makes me such a great dong expander?" You might ask, well that's a simple question with a rock hard answer… When I was born out of my mother's monkey cunt our love was stronger than a golden banana, in which my dong was blessed by the one true dong expander, in which I was gifted to expand dongs with the touch of a finger that's been in places I would rather not discuss…

As for you? Well you can expand along with me by going to the dongspital for daily expanding checkups, just remember! A fetish a day keeps the dong away!