Dragon Ball - pretty much how this would go

"Bulma, get ready tonight, we need another heir"

-Trunks, this isn't a secret; you fuse with Goten all the time.
-You fuse with Goku all the time.
-We have wives, that's different! Besides, we only use the earrings in canon. Everyone knows earrings aren't ever gay. Now, I'm off to buy more pink shirts (the manliest of colors).