Actual Sexual Advice Girl
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About
Actual Sexual Advice Girl (ASAG) is an advice animal image macro series featuring a photograph of a brunette woman wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses accompanied by captions relaying sexual advice to both men and women.
Origin
On February 11th, 2013, Redditor FarleyHatcher submitted an image macro titled βActual Sexual Advice Girl [OC]β to the /r/AdviceAnimals[2] subreddit, with the caption suggesting how to tell if a woman has had an orgasm during sex (shown below). Within 72 hours, the post garnered more than 1,100 up votes and 60 comments.
![You didnt IF YOU HAVE TOASKA WOMAN IF YOU MADE HER C-- YOU DIDNT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/498/603/bb5.jpg)
Precursor
Actual Advice Mallard is an advice animal that was created in June of 2011, which featured captions containing life hacks and other useful information. Both ASAG and Actual Advice Mallard are unique in providing genuinely helpful or insightful advice, unlike most advice animal characters.
![Pizza WHEN MICROWAVING PIZZA PUTA GLASS OFWATERIN WITH IT TWILL KEEP THE PIZZA FROM GETTING SPONGEY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/449/119/094.jpg)
Spread
The same day, Redditor nurseladyherpaderp submitted another ASAG image macro to the /r/AdviceAnimals[3] subreddit, which relayed advice to men attempting to receive fellatio (shown below, left). Within three days, the post received over 8,700 up votes and 620 comments. Several hours later, Redditor katrionatronica submitted another instance with the caption advising women to be more expressive about what they want in a relationship (shown below, right),[4] which accumulated more than 15,000 up votes and 950 comments in less than 72 hours. Also on February 11th, both images were reposted to the Internet humor site 9gag,[5][6] each receiving upwards of 20,000 up votes and several thousand Facebook shares.
![2d7.jpg STICKING YOUR D--- IN MY FACE DOESNT MAKE MEWANT TO SUCKIT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/498/619/2d7.jpg)
![bd2.jpg TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT YOU WANT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/498/617/bd2.jpg)
Notable Examples
As of February 2013, the "Actual Sexual Advice Girl" Quickmeme[1] page has received over 250 submissions.
![Orgasm LEARN HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF ORGASM HOW CAN YOU TEACH HIM WHAT TO DO IF YOU DON'T KNOW](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/498/611/120.jpg)
![3f3.jpg IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A GUY LIKES ASKHIM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/498/620/3f3.jpg)
![*Salutes* IF YOU CAN'T LAST LONGER THAN HER MASTURBATE 2 HOURS BEFORESEX, YOUWILL LAST LONGER AND ORGASM TWICE IN ONEDAY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/498/614/fd9.jpg)
![Trust me itβs big enough. TRUST ME TS BIG ENOUG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/498/613/89d.jpg)
![f90.jpg COSMO S FULLOF S---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/498/618/f90.jpg)
![Tiny dong SMALL D---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/498/605/bbf.jpg)
Search Interest
Not available.
External References
[1] Quickmeme β Actual Sexual Advice Girl
[2] Reddit β Actual Sexual Advice Girl OC
[3] Reddit β Actual Sexual Advice Girl
[4] Reddit β Actual Sexual Advice Girl for Girls
[5] 9gag β Actual Sexual Advice Girl for Girls
[6] 9gag β Actual Sexual Advice Girl
[7] Reddit β The original actual sexual advice girl
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Top Comments
Synge Moderator
Feb 13, 2013 at 09:40PM EST
Big Mike
Feb 13, 2013 at 09:28PM EST