1. "I love Chinese food. You know that it's true." No. No, we don't. Not once did you eat anything in this video. The black guy in the panda suit took a bite, once. Although he could have spit it out later. You, Allison, did not once eat anything in the whole video.
2. Pedo Bear is now a panda. A panda with bad taste in music.
If you clicked on the link I provided above, you will learn they are Japanese.
4. MO-MO-MO-Mein …. MO? What the Hell?
5. Chicken wings and broccoli are somehow Chinese food. Must be your favorite Chinese food, too, considering that they are the first thing you list.
6. When you get hunger you kick cans and knock over public trash bins, and doing this distracts you from the fact that a Chinese restaurant is directly across the street. That is how we are first introduced to your character. This sets up the atmosphere that you are a spoiled brat throwing a temper tantrum.
7. Really bad visual effect at the end with the fortune cookie. An unnecessary one, too. Couldn't you just film the panda throwing a fortune cookie?
8. The guy at the beginning wasn't cooking anything. He was just poking around some noodles on a hibachi grill.
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Oct 15, 2013 at 03:24PM EDT
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