Cringe - This f------ site

Kirby was in Dreamland, sucking up things and defeating enemies, when suddenly Mitt Romney appeared. Since Kirby did not like Romney, he tied up him and started to shove maxim tomatoes down his throat. King DeDeDe was there also, and they both did bondage stuff to Romney. Then, Romney opened his mouth to say something, but instead of words, a skeleton popped out….
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Okay, can we PLEASE substitute anything else in for Kirby? It could be a cardboard box for all I care. Just spare poor Kirby…