Michelle Obama Is a Man Conspiracy Theory - Make The First Lady Great Again

This is telling me "A woman is only better if she seems physically attractive to me"

Michelle
>writes clearly
>can open every jar in you house
>thicc due to stenght, not fat
>not afraid of getting hands dirty
>DFC

Melania
>writes in cursive, which is difficult to read at a glance
>difficulty hoding up one sign without leaning
>giraffe neck
>has to wear Jetsons gloves to hide Skeltor thin hands
>wears a shirt that is ripped oh wait, I'm told that's considered stylish by some