Sitting

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The act of sitting is where you get down on the ground and stay there on your ass. Sitting has been said to have been around longer than standing, since you have to sit down to poop and pooping has been around longer than almost everything else.
– Ancient sitting was described as painful and uncomfortable ancient people didn't have carpet to sit on, or even chairs for that matter. They had rocks. Fucking rocks.
-Civilized age sitting (years 1400-1800) Was significantly more comfortable since the invention of floors and chairs to make your bottom feel better.
-Modern sitting (1899-Present day) Modern sitting is as comfortable as ever as it has so many things to comfort your bottom, Hipsters still prefer ancients sitting as modern is "too mainstream' (dirty bastards).

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matshUp OH&S WWW.MATSHOP.COM.AU OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH&SAFETY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR CORRECT SEATING POSITION AT WORK 20° monitor tilt 1. Sit up tall 10 20-28" to screeen 1000 2. Sit close to your keyboard 3. Adjust the keyboard height Table height should be at or slightly 800 below elbow height 4. Position your monitor properly 20-28" to screeen 5. Standing Desk Compared to a period of time when a person was not using the standing desk, we found that standing led to up to 10% more productivity. SOURCE 1,2,3, 4: http://www.wikihow.com/Sit-at-a-Computer, 5:http://readwrite.com/2013/09/26/standing desks-productivity#awesm=~o D2ZZN9hRkB»D

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herdyouliekFALCONPUANCH

Jul 19, 2011 at 05:42PM EDT

Trying to cash in on the standing page? Kill yourself.
+10000 deadpool

Silver Chariot

Jul 19, 2011 at 08:25PM EDT

Standing was awesome because it was intended as a joke entry. Sitting is terrible because it's trying to eat some of the popularity of Standing. In other words, your entry sucks.