Jeff Bezos' "Alive Girl" Text

Jeff Bezos' "Alive Girl" Text

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Updated Feb 20, 2019 at 09:56AM EST by andcallmeshirley.

Added Jan 11, 2019 at 10:47AM EST by Matt.

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Jeff Bezos' "Alive Girl" Text refers to a series of jokes and memes regarding a text message sent from Amazon CEO and founder Jeff Bezos in which he addresses his alleged romantic partner Lauren Sanchez as "alive girl."

Origin

On January 10th, 2019, the National Enquirer[1] published alleged text messages from Bezos to Sanchez. In one of the messages, Bezos allegedly wrote, "I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon."

Following the post, people began posting jokes and references to the text messages. That morning, Twitter [2] user @somegoodgirls tweeted, "a nice alive girl" (shown below, left).


a nice alive girl

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That morning, other people began posting jokes and opinions about the tweet. Twitter[3] user @MikeSington tweeted, "Text messages Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos sent to woman he’s having an affair with revealed: 'I love you alive girl…I will show you with my body.' 'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in.' Yuck! Alexa, make it stop." The tweet received more than 10 likes (shown below, left). Entertainment Weekly writer Dana Schwartz tweeted, "Jeff Bezos sexts like he's an AI in a human suit." The tweet received more than 4,700 retweets and 25,000 likes in 24 hours (shown below, center). Twitter[4] user @WELCOME_ZIDANE tweeted a picture from the film Bicenntenial Man and a quote from the text (shown below, right).

Several media outlets covered the meme, including Mashable, [5] Jezebel [6] and more.


Text messages Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos sent to woman he's having an affair with revealed: "I love you alive girl...I will show you with my body." 32 "I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in." Yuck! Alexa, make it stop! Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Jeff Bezos sexts like he's an Al in a human suit In one message obtained by The Enquirer, on newsstands today, Bezos wrote: "I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon." I LOVE YOU, ALIVE GIRL

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sry, ALIVE girls only just got a sext from jeff bezos reading: "i'll be over soon with my eyes, nose, mouth, head, body, legs, neck, ears, fingers and of course blood. xx" f----- hot S---!!! live footage of alive girl GIF
I love you, alive girl" #Bezos Jeff Bezos should date an exspensive sexbot, he has more in common with bots He's slumming it w/alive girl. In novella's of the very near future. Alexa and Cortana will sext for their humans than sparks will fly when they realize true love was only a speech-to-text convo away. inthetics lr) OSINTHETICS COM 2013 Samantha Ga Examples of sex dolls and Al-enabled sex robots Harmony body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon

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