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Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Parodies
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About
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Parodies are a series of exploitable images based on a memorable scene from The Simpsons in which Bart is shown writing on a chalkboard as punishment during after-school detention.
Origin
The first time Bart Simpson was shown writing on a chalkboard in The Simpsons occurred in Season 1, Episode 2 titled "Bart the Genius"[1], which originally aired on January 14th, 1990. During the episode's opening sequence, Simpson is shown writing "I will not waste chalk" repeatedly on a school chalkboard (shown below).
![6f9.jpg WILL NOT WASTE CHALK WILL NOT WASTE CHA-LK WASTE CHALK. WASTE CHALK- WASTE CHALK.WILLN wASTE CHA WILL N T WASTE CHALK NOT WAS ASTE CHALK,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/154/6f9.jpg)
The earliest known customization app titled "Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sign Generator" was posted on the image macro site Txt2Pic[6] in August of 2007, which allowed users to create custom images specifying the text shown on Simpson's chalkboard (shown below).
![Your words here! Font: Sign Color: yelow Size: | 26pt YOUR WORDS HERE YOUR WORDS HERE!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/215/eaf.jpg)
Spread
On April 21st, 2008, Newgrounds Forums[7] member Officer submitted a thread titled “Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator,” which invited other members to submit custom chalkboard images using the image macro generator site AddLetters.[8] On November 9th, 2009, the website BartsBlackboard[5] was launched to host an archive of each chalkboard writing from The Simpsons. On April 7th, 2010, Ebaumsworld[9] user dan_richard13 created a gallery of notable Bart Simpson's chalkboard images. On November 19th, 2011, several custom chalkboard images were highlighted on the humor site JokeLibrary[10] (shown below).
![7e7.jpg I will use Google before asking dumb questions. I will use Google before asking dumle questions. I will use Google before asking dumle questions. I will use Google before asking dumb questions. I will use Google before asking dumle questions. I will use Google before asking dumlb questions. www.mrburns.nl before asking dumb qvestions. I will use Google before asking dume questions. I will use Google before asking dumlb questions. I will use Google before asking dumlb questions. I will ose Google asking dumb qvestions. I will ose Google before asking dumb qu I will use Google before asking dumb questions. I will use Goog asking dumb questions. I will use Google before asking dumb ac I will use Google before asking dumlb questions. I will use Goog re asking dumb qvestions. I will use Google before asking dumb s](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/177/7e7.jpg)
![ab6.jpg I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION, I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY. I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS. I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY. I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS. ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT, NOR MUSICAL. I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON. I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY. I WILL NOT MOCK MRS, DUMBFACE NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR MY ARMPITS, THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK, WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHIILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS. I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST. I WILL NOT BELO. T NATIONAL ANTHEM. 1 wILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS. I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M S1α. IwiLL NOT DOOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY. I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION. A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER. I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY. GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE. NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS. I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG、THE CAFETERIA DEEP-FRYER IS NOT A TOY. I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/224/ab6.jpg)
On December 16th, Tumblr[4] user blueshadowmaker22 published a Simpson blackboard image with the phrase “I am not ‘Tumblr famous’” repeated several times (shown below). Within one year, the post received over 5,600 notes.
![0c2.jpg 1UT "TUMBLR FAMOUs I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMO I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAM I AM NOT "TUMBLR FAMOUS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/176/0c2.jpg)
Notable Examples
Additional examples can be found on DeviantArt under the tags "simpson chalkboard"[2] and "simpson blackboard."[3]
![I will not engage in horseplay I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY. I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN 18 Jan 2012](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/170/15c.jpg)
![a76.png ADVENTURE 2. lo I WILL NOT MAKE THIS SHOw IRREGULAR. I WILL NOT MAKE THIS SHow RS - JG 5 R REGULAR WILL NOT MAKE THIS SHow IRREGULAR. I WILL NOT MAKE THIS SHOW IRREGULAR T WILL NOT MA AWESONE RASH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/166/a76.png)
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![868.jpg I vill not set my friends on fire I vll not set my friends on fire I vill not set my friends on fire I vill not set my friends on fire I vill not set www.texi2pig.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/173/868.jpg)
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![d57.gif I won's say anymore saoptd crop. I won' sa anumore sdoptd crap. I son't say anymore saopid cr ap. 1 won't say anymore s4uptd erap,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/484/163/d57.gif)
Live-Action Parody
On May 13th, 2010, the workclubtv YouTube channel uploaded a video titled "Bart's blackboard at World Club," in which a man dressed as Bart Simpson covers a black wall in every chalkboard line from The Simpsons (shown below).
Search Interest
External References
[1] Wikipedia – Bart the Genius
[2] DeviantArt – simpson chalkboard
[3] DeviantArt – simpson blackboard
[4] Tumblr (via Wayback Machine) – blueshadowmaker22
[5] BartsBlackboard – Archive of Bart Simpsons Chalkboard Writings
[6] Txt2Pic (via Wayback Machine) – Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator
[7] Newgrounds – Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator
[8] AddLetters – Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator
[9] Ebaumsworld – The Best From Bart Simpons Chalkboard
[10] JokeLibrary (via Wayback Machine) – Bart Simpson at the Chalkboard
[11] Fiverr – I will have your message written by Bart Simpson on a chalkboard for 5
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