Fluffy, the Destroyer of Worlds

Location: In your Universe, Destroying your Worlds

Joined Dec 16, 2009 at 11:46AM EST

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I divide by Zero. How else does one simply destroy worlds, morans?

When I was destroying a world, some time ago, I was surprised to see a lone boy standing there, not running. I boomed,
"Stand aside and flee; for nothing can stop me. NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC!!"
"I do want to become your apprentice!" he cried.
"Only if you can the lolrus's bukit! YOu will have to defeat hordes of attack walruses."
"Okay!"
"Then, you will have to defeat lol Jesus, raptor Jesus, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster."
"Okay!"
"Then you must go to 5chan, take 1chan, and convince them that they are called 4chan and defeat Moot!"
"Okay!"
" Only then will I give you promision to divide by Zero and destroy worlds, and show you how to divide by Zero safely."
He went on the quest and returned fairly quickly. I taught him how to divide by Zero but he got in one little fight and his momma got scared, and said, "Chuck Norris, go to Dagobah."