Derptastic Derp Man

Because enemy bosses/characters in battle royale speak in a gurbled version of English. You can hear some random bits of English, like one enemy saying “You are mine” when shooting at you.

Can someone edit this to have Nate/The Lone Survivor from Fallout 4 saying he misses his wife?

AC 2 had Ezio fist fight the pope in the ruins of a precursors room. AC blackflag literally had Edward be friends with all the major well know pirates of the West Indies and was there for about 80% of their deaths. Even as far as to try and hit at a growing romantic interest in Anne Bonny with Edward.

If you genuinely thought “oh shit maybe there is a secret war going on between 2 secret societies trying to collect precursor relics” you need to get yourself checked out.

Honestly I think my main take away from all this nonsense is the fact that people are throwing a fit over a literal nothing burger. Why suddenly care about assassins creeds historical accuracy? I thought the series was supposed to be historical fiction with some sci-fi elements? Like others have said, this seems more like people going after low hanging fruit instead of looking at the games pricing and the fact it’s a Ubisoft game. Hell the grifter everyone likes to shit on for thinking Legend of Zelda porn is canon (yes really) Synthetic Man went on a tirade about how the game is terrible and how (insert grifter talking points here) is the reason gaming is bad.

I mean back in 2020 Ghost of Tsushima dropped and people were loving it. Maybe it’s a sign Ubisoft executives are running out of ideas.

I genuinely never understood the weird angry obsession people have over Yasuke. Actual Japanese historians have gone on record and said “yeah he existed and he was a retainer to Nobunaga. His last known location was the Honnō-Ji Incident”. Like if you’re going to be actually angry over something, maybe not the inclusion of a black guy. Maybe the fact it’s a fucking Ubisoft game for starters and their reputation is still sketchy as hell. The pricing for that one Star Wars game is still very much a cause for anger. The fact the games quality will be brought into question should be of concern and if it’ll be better than Mirage. Hell people resigned to calling Ghost of Tsushima a better Assassins Creed game than an actual Assassins Creed game. Also can someone like give me a real reason why people are mad that Yasuke existed and is a MC of the game?

And he’s goated with the sauce?

Even though the design for Hestia in Hades 2 is a bit weird, I’m really tired of all the coomers coming out the woodwork and claiming some anime chick from a series most people forgot about is a better design. Same goes for all the people now getting ass mad about other designs and calling a genuinely good game terrible because they can’t jack off to the designs.

Honestly I have a morbid curiosity about how this app would function. Knowing that 4chan is pretty much a sausage fest any day of the week I wanna know how some of these fem-anons are handling the site. Also ngl a good chunk of the screenshots I saw give me the vibe if I went on there I’d either find the most socially inept and awkward girl imaginable or get called a racial slur that hasn’t been said since the 1800s.

Kendrick drops another diss on Drake after Not Like Us

Everyone:

Breaking down human rights and a genocide occurring by a nation directly funded by the US as “regional conflicts” has gotta be the most fence sitter shit I’ve ever read.

Where was all this overwhelming police presence during (insert US school shooting over the last 3 years here)?

I’m actually a big fan of how each version takes into account of the different style choices when it comes to comic media. Especially the 90s version since 90s comics were all about being edgy, violent, dark gritty and serious half the time. Also the early 2000s version of him looks like someone you’d see in The Batman (2000s) or Teen Titans (2000s).

I already talked about this in some personal circles regarding this but I think this should be a sentiment everyone hear about. Don’t be angry about the fact GW made female custodes, be mad at the fact that GW will literally shelve and forget about other factions or give them the equivalent to 3 day old pizza in a fridge for lore. Be angry about GW’s pricing and the quality of its paint going down. Be angry that if you wanna buy specific armies either to paint or play, you’ll need to fork over close to a grand just to play them properly. Seriously hear about what Guard players, Tyranid and Gene Stealer players have to deal with due to their armies being a hoard faction on the table top. Be angry that certain armies haven’t had a model refresh in so long, some of the models are old enough to legally drink. Be angry that a fan favorite faction, The Squats have been brought back into the setting but haven’t had any actual lore dropped about them in nearly 3 years. Hell if you’re neck deep into the lore, be angry that certain factions books ended up being terrible or badly written. Especially the book series surrounding the Ynnari and how it ended in a middle finger to their quest. GW has done countless levels of dumb fuck decisions in their past, but getting upset over this has gotta be the most reactionary decisions people have made.

> “Wife Bad” Boomer Humor
> Another fucking Wojak

We’ve finally found it, the fusion of the most unfunniest shit ever.

It should be known that if you gotta make your entire stance on entertainment based on if anything is “woke” or not, you’re a fucking loser. Grummz just so happens to be such a fucking loser that he needs to resort to grifting because he still lives in that van he spent all that funding for one of his games on.

Sadako redraw better win or she’s gonna come out your TV like this.

These people need to get a life

It’s kinda funny and sad to me at how so brain fried these people are that they see a mayor of a city they’ve never been to and throws a tantrum over it. That being said DEI being co-opted as some sort of “gotcha” to describe black people is funny to me. Like they wanna go out their way and dance around saying what they wanna say to the point they start using different phrases and slogans to do so. As for the topic of DEI, if done in a school setting it gives kids the ability to learn about other cultures and their history. If done properly in games or stories, it can introduce a new character with a rich backstory and plenty of narrative weight.

Multiple Russian sleeper agents have been activated from this thing alone.