"Cast it at Weddings BLAST , Funerals BLAST , Beach Parties BLAST , or you can just cast it randomly because the party's taking five hours to buy a single dagger from the shopkeeper and your boredโฆ. BLAST " -Crap Guide to D&D: Warlock
Warlocks have so much potential to be servants of capricious archfey, men in over their head with a devil pact, or scholars that have seen beyond the pale and have come out forever changed by a great old one.
Instead it's just "I cast eldritch blast"-man and "MY CURSED BLADE HUNGERS FOR SOULSSSSS!".
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