Bike Is Short for Bichael - The Family Tree

This makes me irrationally mad.
First we have to question whether Burgerald is pronounced with a soft G as with 'Gerald' or a hard G as with 'burger,' then whether Sandwichelle is sandwich's 'tch' or Michelle's 'sh,' and Sandwichael? I… what? I've made plenty of puns that fall apart once you start questioning the phonetics after the spelling, but jeez. This is a right Pichael I've forced myself into.

Few days later, the still young family got murdered. We don't really know the killer, but based on sources we might have a pretty elaborate sketch on how he or she looks like.