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: Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)14:11:00 No.20201964 The japanese are subhuman, this might be controversial to say in a weeb website but if you look into their history and culture with no bias you would realize this as well >>20202003 # >>20202014 # >>20202556 # Anonymous : Anonymous Anonymous >>20201964 # >but if you look into their history Like the history of them joining Hitler and being declared honorary whites by Hitler who was a big fan of them. Yeahhh they are pretty based. 02/13/24(Tue)14:18:31 No.20201977 02/13/24(Tue)14:29:19 No.20201991 02/13/24(Tue)14:37:16 No.20202003 >>20202036 # >>20204821 #

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Anonymous >>76490748 (OP) # Do not mess with nurses. They are all psychopaths. >Female ponzi scheme still running strong. Never take advice from a woman escpecially your mother. I can't expain it but they secretly want you to suffer because of penis envy. All women want men to suffer. They don't even know they do. 02/17/24(Sat)17:02:28 No.76491456

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Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)11:16 >be me >stra- >n ke 20 matches thi hair brow ks m guy who sowe tour for a bit he brings me to a restupe >get topped later that ev i love my new bf. we moved in together and we play warhammer da

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: Anonymous 02/15/24(Thu)04:21:01 No.20206489 >>20206472 # well, here's my meal planning in a nutshell >Sunday cook a stew or roast, that'll be my lunch for the next 3-4 days. breakfast is pretty much the same situation cept it lasts 4-5 days >dinner is singular meals, usually salmon/chicken thigh/pork chop with veggies >Friday I only eat breakfast which is ramen because it's a treat to me, then drink myself into a stupor >Saturday I go out and about town to check out different restaurants >repeat

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: Anonymous 183 KB JPG 02/17/24(Sat)11:32:15 No.193845664 >Americans be thinking about food so much they name their biggest event Super Bowl

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QO > be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" > teacher walks out of room > mfw

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>> Aptilink Aptilink https://aptilink.io/results/basic?session_id=cs_live_a1t5G4mqSZZ... ☆ 50 Services ✓ Results Your IQ is 80 75 9.12% 100 Learn More ✓ 125 Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal 150 Highcharts.com Contact Your IQ is in the top 90.88% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 91 of them. Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413000 >>15413046 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 80? C C X

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ARIAN JPG | 913.61 KB Saturday 2024-02-17 06:56:30 4 hours ago >be me >own my own small bakery >worked a lot of hours in other people's bakeries to make this happen >handsome but autistic around women. >have trouble interacting with customers at first >get better with time >realize i'm improving >fake it till you make it >become able to hold interesting conversations with customers >start getting repeat customers and regulars >get flirted with regularly >eventually have a few super cute customers (early to mid 20s) >one comes and hangs out just to hang out and talk >after a few separate days of her hanging around, summon courage and ask her out >have boyfriend, but 'you'd be next in line.' >'didn't know you did, but i figure'd i'd never get an answer if i never asked.' >next day >learn about negative online review talking about me >'i thought i was coming here for breads, not to get perved on. >soul broken >confidence gone i just wanna dissolve anons.

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F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe

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: Anonymous I really hate this! 252 KB PNG 02/12/24(Mon)05:18:33 No.2617425 Why are japanese cops so useless? >be me >witness a crime >run to report it >tell them someone is stealing from someone and I saw it on my phone >guy is still doing it and right around the corner >cop asks me what I think I am doing >wut.mp4 >tells me video taping people without consent is illegal >tell him someone is still breaking the law >see guy leave bar >try to explain to cop with my N3 skills that the bad guy is getting away >cop does nothing and says I am wasting his time >tells me he will write me a ticket if I don't leave W-- I just moved here for my job teaching english and this is my first bar night? What the f--- japan this is suppose to be safe?

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few days later, breaking news alert > he died of the food > be me > straight > recently got new job as chief australian overseer > I am tasked with overseeing the australians > making sure they get their feed, water, ect > also have to make sure they don't breach containment Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)21:18:26 No.76483538 ► > only 3 have ever escaped and made it off the island, the first two died instantly when they tried western food (their feed is bland) > third was hitler mfw > one day, breach detected > no biggie, it's fairly common. usually the electric fence scares them back > electric fence is offline for maintenance > failing that, there's a minefield around it, but it doesn't detect bikes so employees can move around > it found a bike > shitshitshit > strike helicopters deployed they sucessfully hit him, his body is launched miles high upon further inspection the body turns out to be a ragdoll, he has escaped shitshitshitshit nothing more we can do waiting for the inevitable giga hitler news > s---, serious problem > before snipers can be deployed, he steals a boat and gets behind cover > scientists are studying his body > i may have destroyed the whole operation gonna lose my job

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: Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri) 15:56:56 No.914030545 >be picrel >in discord server >friend owns it >friend allows us to do whatever we want, free speech >friend quits, gives server to my ex >ex goes full discord mod, removes all free speech >get banned well it was fun, link here 2e33X9v9an 13 KB JPG

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JPG | 553.58 KB Friday 2024-02-16 23:18:57 4 minutes ago >be me >no real possibility of gf for the usual reasons >have some copes >best cope I have found is being a work husband >work husband is basically the coworker that helps a woman out at her job >covers for her sometimes, does the harder tasks, stuff like that >relationship can be really nice >have been a work husband for some qt3.14's over the years >there can be some flirting and touching >it isn't genuine, it's kind of being taken advantage of, but that is the nature of a cope Dear lord, please send me a qt3.14 with big booba who I can work husband for.

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File: 1686936406460.jpg (28 KB, 635x483) S ☐ Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)21:17:39 No.196330188 ► >>196330210 >>196330240 >>196330351 >>196330364 >>196330368 >>196330784 >>196330964 >>196331086 >The only blond haired blue eyed boy in the village. >None of the girls except for Hinata feel an inkling of attraction towards him until much later in the series. Are whiskers really that big of a dealbreaker?

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