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![O Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue)18:07:05 No.67467684 ► >>67467691 >>67467924 >>67468295 >>67468420 >>67469074 >>67469965 >>67470324 >>67470389 >>67470993 >>67471221 >>67471344 >>67473187 >>67473259 >>67473269 >>67476894 >>67476906 >>67476922 >>67476960 : File: t2.jpg (244 KB, 1037x1574) >finish...this is where it gets trange >she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged lapping at it, just staring at me wide eyed and not saying a word for over an hour >try to talk to her but she stays in "character" and just laps at her bowl of milk and stares at me, try to touch her "so uhhh do you have work in the morning or anything" and she swats my hand away and hisses...refuses to break character or leave >whatever.....take a bunch of Benadryl so I can fall asleep >wake up for a second 3 hours later in the middle of the night and she is just in my bed naked just playing minecraft on her phone /fit/ 7/6/22 9:15 >next morning she sleeps in >wake her up, trying to get her going >jokinly say "alright rise and shine" and try to drag her to sit upright >she just groans, hisses and points are her p---- then looks at me >actively refuses to remove herself from my bed until I fingerblast her nasty gash for 30 minutes >when I was in the closet getting dressed before she left I saw her take my cologne spray a bunch on one of my pillows then shove it in her duffel bag(she didnt know I could see her) >bites my nipple really hard through my shirt and just leaves without saying a word Ive posted my story before a few weeks ago, but I have updates now >girl from tinder comes over >she says shes into "pet play", not what im into but whatever shes hot >"im a kitty hehehe" she says >she puts on a choker collar with a little bell on it >snapchats me a sketch today >ask oh whats that ME >becomes completely non-verbal >keeps licking my ears and deep-throating my fingers >we have sex >"its you" >she took creepshots of me shirtless putting my contacts in and is sketching my back Pic for proof File: what7.jpg (184 KB, 828x739) WATED you can see her collar on the floor..... idk how it got like this bros Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue)18:28:36 No File: GORILLA.webm (1.78 MB, 854x480) Instagram lol I'm struggling ME no dox pls I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago) 9:39 PM ME Struggling with what? Ah ok I'm in a this kinna mood How do ME You should check my story****** ME Ok hang on where do you find these? Pretty wild ideas Eh I just scrapped it ME >>67467684 what the f--- Interesting >>67467684 N---- WHAT you TUTS MY 8000 Instagram be giving me problems Acnc. somno. a dom breeding their sub before bed; cockwarming them to sleep and keeping them plugged full of c--. when the dom wakes up in the morning, they slowly thrust into the sub again while their seed leaks out c stop gagging on you their hole and all over the sheets. >>67467924 >>67467919 C------ on your subs face while they're asleep, then waking them up so they can lick your c--- clean like the slut they are These 00000000 (~ METUZ 10.07 mean? Hug me 93% lean 7% fa Pound mely with natural You're cute (1 LB) 454g NO ARTIGIA, INGREDIENTS NOT.4/5 ¹)--You're Ooh whatcha drawing? Can you show me when your done? more Oh gotcha How Imao I honestly like the last 2 a lil more.. ME ME At you? Or just in general? youre at I did it -You're cute -You're cute -You're cute )-You're cute cute )-You're cute -You're cute )-You're cute -You're cute 3)-You're cute (~ )-You're cute J Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)18:08:06 No.67467691 ► >>67467718 >>67468295 >>67469074 >>67469965 >>67470389 >>67471168 >>67471221 >>67473187 >>67473259 >>67473269 File: crazy.jpg (294 KB, 1571x777) M is salty I'm surprised you don't recognize the sketch.. O Opened ME 9:49 PM Your reply to me saying it was her drawing not mine Imao ME Oh I couldn't tell, have I seen it before? It is you.. 160 25 Tuesday, Jun 28 • 3:00 AM Tuesday 11:27 PM Chatting Not uh >>67467684 She texts me stuff like this PERCHES 15% A4D, MY L PER & SE Training your subs throat in a repeated routine. F------ it so rough with your c--- then c------ down it. Forcing them to swallow all of it. Once done with that, you harshly finger f--- your subs pretty mouth. Over and over again you repeat this until they can't If you're reading this then that mears I based you and you activated a truama response. to body This does not mean I don't like you anything like that. So, seeing this means ive age regressed about 3-6 yrs old. I'll most likley he non- verbal out of fear of rejection from you. All I ask is that you understand that I tried to Show you how much I actually like you. I also ask that you be gentle and patient, with me. I physially needy (not serily become very clingy and I don't 7:50 PM I mean it's def not vanilla... Cooking one sounds challenging haha 7:52 PM 7:55 PM 4:14 PM I think it'd be a lil more difficult for me but the idea sounds interesting to try The second and third you should definitely do... 7:58 PM 4:27 PM Maybe, idk doing stuff while you're sleeping feels weird and I don't like it lol 7:59 PM 12 5 in head non- verbal tank? for Under талка Standing (it Means Cof) need milk & green I don't hate me Plaz Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)18:36:11 No.67468016 ► >>67468036 >>67468080 >>67468090 >>67469132 >>67471158 >>67471221 >>67471361 >>67471368 >>67473185 >>67478339 File: kinky.jpg (332 KB, 1021x1297) she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle I can save her bros SJO 4 -36% Call I wanna have a sub try to keep my c--- warm in their mouth while I cook Call me for them. Moving around the kitchen and when they let it out, I f--- it back into their throat for a minute. Making sure they don't forget where it's supposed to be DELETED A CHAT DELETED A CHAT 3:31 PM 3:47 PM 4:02 PM 4:04 PM is this girl 4:06 PM and I... 4:07 PM It's green silly Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)18:10:30 No.67467718 ► >>67467919 >>67467934 >>67467991 >>67467996 >>67468063 >>67468282 >>67468295 >>67468347 >>67468373 >>67468653 >>67469051 >>67469074 >>67469965 >>6747 File: test.jpg (1.46 MB, 4269x2455) ME ME I'm strugglering to not be be around So easy to you. But I wanna but don't wanna annoy you with it. If you're fine with it, then would help me get deeper grunto Little space? you nything - don't have to do an difficult. Just call too me Cute names, say I'm too small to de certain a drink tasks like getting Lighting a candie. It ld also be nice if you love? 9:40 PM 9:43 PM ME ME 9:49 PM | Well I'm headed in, have a good evening Oki have at least a little fun lol O 10:00 PM ME 10:00 PM 10:01 PM What kinda food? babygirl Making food and looking at cute collars online 9:15 PM I'm trying lol, working on changing out a big water pump. Whatcha up to? Same pasta we had. I been craving it 0000000 >>67467691 Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which is kinda weird At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary EATH. It literally is 0 Sneaky sneaky When she sleeps over she usually doesnt get out of bed till like 1pm so I get up and go to the gym and grocery shop and stuff and she has hidden HUNDREDS of little love notes and scraps of papers with hearts on them all over my house i its cute and I like it :) Whaaaaat You're hot and you wouldn't let me take pictures ME I has great idea Next time we together we should go pick out a cute new collar. I want your opinion on it Oml and we can get cute fancy engraved tags too Lmao Hmm ok, idk if I have much of an eye for cute collars, I liked that light blue one you wore, it jingles too lol What part? The tired part or just randomly? ME Either really Okay. Care to elaborate why? 4:12 PM I don't wanna do that, but good to know lol Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)18:44:07 No.67468097 ► >>67468131 >>67468147 >>67469132 >>67470349 File: p1.jpg (84 KB, 495x710) >>67468090 She works at a makeup/perfume store you're_ Hot and I Really like you +010 Then what about like awake but super tired? Or even if you did it at "random" times of the day ME Idk not super comfortable with that..but maybe How's the rest of your night going? Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)18:59:31 No.67468240 ► >>67468668 >>67468981 File: test3.jpg (2.77 MB, 9192x7691) ୧୭୭୧ I like you Good. Me n are talking kinky things > How wild are we talking? 10:04 PM 10:05 PM "logistics" lol Just a funny context for that word Hmmm Can't give away too much But talking logistics of maybe trying to be in pet space for longer periods of time And mouth cockwarming ME you're cate" Anonymous Thx u too ile: texts.jpg (52 KB, 555x747) 4:37 PM Idk like if you don't seem into it I'd feel like it was just annoying to you And I don't wanna disturb your sleep haha You wouldn't annoy me with it lol And like that's the kind of lighter cnc I'm into But if you're seriously not comfortable with it and don't wanna try it, that's totally okay. I'm not gonna ask/force you to do something like that, that you really don't want to What do you think would happen if I were in pet space for a longer period of time with you?.. ME 4:46 PM It does sound fun maybe, I just don't wanna go too far with it by accident GIRLFREN >>67468418 she left a collection of her stuff at my house This and a buncha travel sized perfume samples and fancy shampoos 4:46 PM You could hit me with a car and I'd say thank you **** 5:40 PM 9:19 PM Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)18:29:36 No.67467934 ► >>67471290 File: 7198e4ee5b733c7bdf10299c3(...).jpg (189 KB, 1034x1080) Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)19:25:32 No.67468486 ► >>67468496 >>67468515 >>67468444 9:22 PM 9:22 PM >>67468486 No we both live in Utah >>67468016 Never stick your d--- in crazy anon. This is not going to end well. 9:26 PM Remember, It's not you're fault, don't feel bad. I was tr 25 trying Show that I Peally like in a way I think V Anon from Ohio? She is remarkably similar to my ex who is also 18, into pet play, cnc & gets little 9:30 PM Feel uncomfy too much if this happens. But I wanted to write this to explain why I start being silent after I kiss you You're Cate* >>67468080 Ya shes pretty wild, but other than all the deranged sex stuff she is really sweet....she is 18 and I am 27 lol ME Like it's definitely the correct word but it's still funny to me 07/05/22(Tue)19:27:15 No.67468496 >>67468536 O Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)06:28:44 No.67473269 ► >>67467684 >>67467691 >>67467718 RUN BITCH, RUUUN! I Lice >>67467718 >Seeing this means I've regressed to about 3-6 yrs old It's time to leave the country, anon. Or better yet, burn down your f------ house and fake your death because there is a 99% chance this broad will stab you in your sleep one day. Apparently "cockwarming" is just putting your wiener in and leaving it there while you play with her hair and watch tv or whatever Cotor ? O 4:30 PM y 4:33 PM I 4:34 PM • you could help my little Self be more Palkative with you. So tell me to • use my words some- times. I feel ive been mate the last few times because scared you'd not like me all of a sudden. Please note. I will talk "baby Voice" and in other situations Id find it cringey, talking I was in does make in that Voice me feel better & relaxed Land Feeps me in Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue)19:21:21 No.67468444 ► >>67468486 >>67468533 >>67468566 >>67468981 File: IMG_20220705_221936824[1].jpg (1.79 MB, 2448x3264) 4:36 PM 4:37 PM you Iyou'd understand 4:39 PM Kissed >>67468147 I literally have hundreds of these little notes she has left all around my house when I go to the gym or shower and leave her unattended 4:52 PM Find me and you Just get Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)12:12:21 No.67476998 ► >>67477650 File: aptalkediislanmiş.jpg (52 KB, 600x588) Noice noice 4:53 PM ME ME Hbu, any plans for the afternoon? might >>67466496 They probably just see you as friendzoned, if they knowi >>67466157 n---- get back to working out, miring hard >>67467718 Like my waist size? is she hot at least anon? >I have been busting raw in this girl two nights a week sounds like you're putting your d--- in crazy Odd question....you know how thick you are by chance? ME Oh lol I'm not sure star Hmmm You think a 3" diameter would work? ME >>67467684 >>she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged cats shouldn't drink milk you n----- it is bad for their stomachs Open Mouth Dental Gag Cheek Drool Restraint Gag Bondage Kink | Etsy etsy.com 4:44 PM Work for what? 3" diameter is pretty excessive I think lol ( Chobits ************ | ANONYMOUS 07/05/22(Tue) 19.12.12 INO.0/400352 ► >>0/40 File: notes from the underground.jpg (1.74 MB, 3264x2448) Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)14:12:09 No.67478250 ► >>67467718 dang ive never Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue)19:49:21 No.67468668 ► >>67468688 >>67468240 mate you are asking for trouble here O Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)19:51:47 No.67468688 ► >>67468713 File: Chobits_TV_Series-4598378(...).jpg (36 KB, 308x465) 4:21 PM Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue)18:41:56 No.67468080 ► >>67468097 >>61 >>67468016 >I can save her bros Christ himself cannot save this chick You are begging for further trouble 4:23 PM you >lol "logistics" You're f------ autistic arent you? Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)18:41:56 No.67468080 : >>67468016 >I can save her bros Christ himself cannot save this chick You are begging for further trouble Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue) 18:42:54 No.67468090 ► >>67468097 >>67468016 She doesn't have a job does she 4:27 PM Anonymous 07/05/2 >>67467718 This guy f---- >>67468304 HUNDREDS OF THESE NOTES 4:34 PM >>67468668 how so? I like her cuz she is sweet to me and she has good taste in animoo Pic related is her favorite and its cute :/ 4:39 PM Anonymous 07/05/2 >>67467718 >uncomfy RUN >mlp unicorn drawing Bro. Run. 4:40 PM 48 Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)18:47:34 No.67468131 >>67468097 her >f--- my mouth and p---- pls 7/5/22 Breed Me? 4:50 PM seen a person marked for death this hard before Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)20:27:34 No.67468981 ► >>67468352 >>67468304 >>67468240 >>67468444 Good that there is enough evidence to put her behind bars once she killed you Positive Little head space. Anyways, the I don't wanna leave thi i have to say but 50 paper half empty drawing here's a Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue)1 >>67468444 >sore throat spray Anon whats going on? >sippy cup Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue)19:34:08 No.67468553 >>67468533 It's called 'being little. Girl with a lot of childhood trauma cope this way. It's very cute but a danger sign.](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/long-bbcb527f66d188a831babf4391d6ea81.png "Anon and his Cat GF | /r/Greentext")
![File: drug.jpg (28 KB, 460x259) Warning Anonymous 02/21/24(Wed)18:00:55 No.76532780 [Reply] ► >>76532804 >>76532849 >be me, late 20s depressed unmotivated wagie >tried crypto for years and just sunk further into wagiedom >then late one night I come up with a drastic plan of escape that holds my interest >at first it's just a fantasy but after several months I decide to actually go through with it >move near the Mexican border and save money for a year while brushing up on my Spanish >make multiple trips across the border to Mexico on weekends to get a feel for the country >not sure how to really go about it so eventually I just approach some guys who look like they're in the cartel and offer my drug transportation services >I try to be subtle at first but they don't seem to be getting it and look increasingly angry >suddenly they grab me and put me in the car with them and start driving >I'm terrified and keep trying to explain in my best Spanish that they've misunderstood and I'm not trying to sell drugs but rather help them transport drugs to the US >eventually they drive me to some garage and a guy who speaks English comes to talk to me >I tell him my story and he looks really confused but tells me to wait a few days >after a few days he says he has some drugs he wants me to transport tomorrow and some guys hide them in my car >then he tells me to go back across the border and make contact with an address >when I try to go back across the border I immediately get arrested and cops seem to know exactly where the drugs are even though they never even bothered to search my car before since I'm American >it wasn't a lot but they put enough drugs in there to get me sent to prison for a long time >I'm currently trying to get a plea deal but anyway I'm pretty sure that cartel guy was in league with the police and probably got some kind of reward for tipping them off to drugs and set me up as a patsy >f------ puto Anyway, just a warning to anyone else considering trying to become a drug smuggler. In hindsight I was overconfident and should have done more research first.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/760/408/7fb.png "Anon trys smuggling | /r/Greentext")
