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Anonymous (ID: (Goemeg) 06/26/21(Sat)22:35:47 No.327668199>>327673995 327679608>>327685429 >>327685570 >>327685800 >>327687876 >>327687892 >>327667980 >I forgot to mention another important part of abstract reasoning, which is 'mapping'. Basically, expressing one thing in terms of another. >For example: >Imagine a picture of an arrow, colored in a gradient from yellow to green, following the direction of the arrow. >Imagine a one-way residential street, with ascending house numbers, with the lowest number being at the entrance of the street and the highest number being at the exit. >If you mapped the arrow onto the street, what color would house number 1 be? >This question really isn't tricky for most 100+s. It has some minor ambiguities, but anyone of normal intelligence can do the 'mapping': that is, the expression of one thing in terms of another. >However, for sub-90's, this stuff is REALLY difficult. They struggle terribly with it. Sub 80's just can't do it at all. >Anything under 90 will routinely make errors with even commonplace mapping (like subway maps, time schedules, etc.) Sub 85s start to get into the territory where they can't learn to read, as symbolic mapping of phonemes (or even morphemes) even with constant drilling, is just too tricky. >Math is another area I could get into, but the long and the short of it is that it's heavily decided by IQ. That's a bit tautological, since it's a principal IQ measurement, but you know what I mean. >As for the criminal narcissists etc: I honestly don't know. However, sufficiently high IQ autists can emulate theory of mind, and do. If you're smart enough, you can build a little simulator in your brain. You also need to be smart enough to appreciate the utility of it. >I suspect that any autist or narcissist over 120 can do this stuff regularly without getting tired, but it's like playing a strenuous game of chess for them. They really don't have the 'hardware' for empathy. That's it.

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: Anonymous 399 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)10:53:03 No.20246954 >Kernels that easily get stuck in your teeth >Bland, rubbery taste unless you mask it with an obnoxious amount of artifical butter flavoring >Expensive to buy at theatres What is the appeal? I just don't get it. 02/27/24(Tue) 10:59:31 No.20246979 doesn't matter what we write here. if you don't get it by now you never will poplet >>20247003 # >>20247748 #

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: Anonymous cybertards 438 KB JPG 02/27/24(Tue)18:00:02 No.99216976 >be me, year 1 of CyberSec degree >used to install viruses on purpose and fix computers when I was young, always knew i wanted to do something IT sec related >always try to talk to ppl in class, start off convos with "so, why do you wanna do cybersecurity" >most of them mention working at home >the other half mentions getting six figures out of college >only one who actively liked Cyber and played with Linux as a kid has his CCNA, CYSA+ and Net+ already >he makes 65k at 18, lives with parents still >i recently got my sec+ and ax-900 cuz of him and now people are asking me how much money i make now cuz of it Why does everybody want to do Cyber not because of the job, but because of the pay/ease of working at home? Is that all you care about? I'm not a hateful person but I hate how Cyber is looked at as a "get middle class quick" scheme.

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File: 1330289604.png-(110 KB, 462x458) Anonymous (ID: x+GKIJIT) 02/26/12(Sun)15:53:24 No.383611413 Reply Yo back the f--- up, this s---'s about to get done. F----- Bulbasaur here, the original number one. I'm a grass type n---- and I smoke till I pop and if ya startin' s---, I vine whip till ya drop Even then I don't stop, my flow goes round the clock. Bitch, I'll leech seed ya girl then she'll be suckin my c---. Come at me bro, I got sleep powder to spare, When I'm done with you, you'll be beyond repair 67 posts and 46 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >> Anonymous (ID: AlhxuF+S) 02/26/12(Sun)16:55:57 No.383622953 File: 1330293357.png-(314 KB, 800x450) Anonymous (ID: bFqdYHaM) 02/26/12(Sun)16:56:11 File: 1330293371.png-(35 KB, 195x172) prepare to get served, hope the food tatses good to ya spit ryhmes on the mic and I'm calling that a lugi-a sleep talk, yaw, snore, I don't even have to be awake hit you with the gig impact have you flat like a pancake No.383623003 all you n----- be hearing my message, I'm joeys ratatta and im top percentage, let me give you a m-----------' tip, I be hitting bitches down with my tail whip. and i don't take s--- from no pokemon, I got the ladies passing by checkin' out my pokeshlong. >> Anonymous (ID: G+6WOTUZ) 02/26/12(Sun)16:58:34 No.383623430 File: 1330293514.jpg-(5 KB, 176x141) im jynx m------------ the only bitch in the house, all you other f------ can shut your mouth. im the only w---- left with a cherry to pop. >>383621059 guess I'll run on you again you wanna know why... cause im still on top. your rhymes are wack, dawg, my lyrics breed haters. how do yours fair against my psychic naighbours? ok,

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Anonymous 159 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:38 No.69426059 >your account is too new! Post deleted! >you dont have enough karma! Post deleted >we think your post might be violating the rules based on a keyword! Post deleted! >your post has been queued for manual approval by the subreddit moderators >this thread has been locked, there has been enough discussion on this topic! How did such a s--- tier forum become one of the most popular websites?

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File: New252081_thumb255D-1081017150.jpg (90 KB, 550x465) MORMANSION KILL EVERY ONE OVER TEN AFTER C The role of America in the world part 1 Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:34:18 No.914582023 ► > POW USA just defeated "THE EVIL BRITISH EMPIRE" that just didn't have the resources to stop you > Declares yourself a land of the free >So the other logical thing to do is to completely wipe out the whole Race of people that live in the land around you, justify this by the Old Testament that creates the idea of one superior race over all others (This inspired a future artist called Adolf) > Then import the most slaves possible to work in the fields >OH S--- a competitor with a different economic system that I can't influence mortal enemy indeed let's fight this new idea by assassinating a democratically voted president and causing many civil wars ultimately making millions of civilians dead! >Chinese Civil War - 6 million casualties (not counting millions of civilians Communist victory on the mainland and then the diplomatic field in 1971, Taiwan Strait stalemate) > The Iran crisis of 1946 kill the president and make the whole population live under theological dictatorship Part 2 coming >Central American crisis 1960-1996 >Portuguese Colonial War 1960-1974 >Eritrean War of Independence >Than fight each other because you need the millions of slaves working in factories > Then start making weapons to sell all around the world creating the biggest weapons industry in the world >The Adolf you inspired got out of control preferred and supported by the West to fight communists WW2 starts, LET'S MAKE SOME MONEY! navigate the war to make maximum profit. OH S--- customers are going to lose trying to influence by the market doomed Japanese invasion that makes them so desperate they try to invade your island for resources. >Oh boy a moral boost for the army, joins WW2 gain the good guys points for that. Oh,Japan is gonna surrender quickly test our newest weapons and pick targets by the most populated places BOOM BOOM nice info. Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:38:36 No.914582196 ► File: 1558376706_2-3048379836.jpg (146 KB, 750x507) >Aden Emergency 1963-1967 >Dominican Civil War 1965 >Greek Civil War >First Indochina War >Paraguayan Civil War >Malayan Emergency >Korean War >Mau Mau Uprising >Second Indochina War (Vietnam War) >1958 Lebanon crisis >North Yemen Civil War >Sarawak Communist Insurgency 1962-1990 >Communist insurgency in Thailand 1965-1983 >Bolivian Campaign 1966-1967 >Korean DMZ Conflict (1966-1969) >South African Border War 1966-1990 >Years of Lead 1968-1982 >Communist insurgency in Malaysia 1968-1989 >Operation Condor 1968-1989 >Al-Wadiah War 1969 >Bangladesh Liberation War 1971 By God, it is not even a quarter of wars beginning from the Cold War, Jesus Christ >Make great terms like humanitarian of bombing cities (Yugoslavian war) >KILL HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS IN YOUR INVOLVEMENT, MILLIONS OF LIVES RUINE, but trillions of dollars made ;) >Won the Cold War by having a Control state in every region on this planet. Selling them your weapons for profiting from wars that are happening thx for your involvement >You are the richest country with super weapons capable of doomsday >Damn it, you don't have full control of all the regions you are in. >Hm, let's go to work piss off Russia, piss off China, piss off all of the middle east. >Supporting and giving mountains of money to Izrael for genociding and wiping off the natives of the region, justified by the Old Testament that makes the race chosen by god and makes natives inferior race. The full cycle is closed and you realize that maybe with this act you finally lost your good guy's points from WW2. >The American service set himself on fire as a protest against American foreign policies that support genocide. Good job America just the biggest bad guys have this achievement like Nazi Germany (a Czech student set himself on fire) and Communist China (the famous monk). >Good job USA you are making the world proud

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File: 1682917033950.png (458 KB, 1200x900) Israel is... Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)14:15:04 No.914567552 [Reply]► >>914582612 >warm and sunny all year round >a place with good and affordable healthcare >a country with great food >home of many tech startups >one of the countries with the highest HDIs in the world >>914567552 (OP) Too many jews >the location of many of the best universities in the world (Israel's agriculture program is top notch) >close to Europe and Asia Why you haven't moved to Israel yet, Anon? It's an unique country with good opportunities for (You). +114 replies and 36 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:49:04 No.914582612 ► Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:49:20 No.914582624 >>914582565 Don't you ever get tired of just spewing some other fat frog posting a------'s talking points? Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:50:14 No.914582672 >>914582420 You suck Trump's c---. You don't get to say anybody else is being brainwashed

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Anonymous (ID: q7813w94) 619 KB JPG 02/27/24(Tue)09:26:12 No.460024676 >>460025185 # >Stupid libcuck sets himself on fire >Thinks it will save shitskins >Cops show up >Points gun at the leftoids charred corpse. >Scream, "Get on the ground!" multiple times >An ash heap lays on the ground unresponsive. >cop doesn't lower gun. Why are chuds and libcucks like this?

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: Anonymous (ID: WQzEW571) 46 KB PNG 02/27/24(Tue)02:25:11 No.19679138 Winter is insanely based because w----- are too cold to and bitches hate when it rains. expose their sinful bodies. Spring and Summer are gigacringe because the warm temperatures mean w----- will be going out exposing as much skin as possible. Fall is equally based because it tends to rain Anonymous (ID: gLgLlius) >>19679138 (OP) # TRVKE 02/27/24(Tue)02:25:38 No.19679144 >>19683130 # Anonymous (ID: cxfy46/X) 02/27/24(Tue)02:50:00 No.19679428 delusional, women w---- themselves regardless of the weather

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Anonymous 4 02/26/24(Mon)16:14:19 No.19677086 >joined a gang when he was 13 >beats 16 year old white child almost half to death >in and out of prison for 10 years >one day his mugshot gets posted >goes viral 125 KB JPG >millions of women around the world send him money and help him get a lawyer >he gets offered modelling contracts while still in jail >get released in 6 months instead of having to serve a 20 year sentence >gets 30-40 model contracts and deals within the first year >meets a billionaire daughter >decided to cheat on his wife and get the billionaire pregnant does this happen in your c---? : Anonymous C 02/26/24(Mon)16:16:17 No.19677087 >>19677086 (OP) # don't ever get up keep grindin keep hustlin

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: Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)10:33:54 No.914571444 >be me >picrel >on phone, browsing reddit >few retards look over my shoulder >see image from gore sub, quickly swipe away >get in trouble for showing retards gore >explain that if they want to see whats on other phones they should expect to potentially see disturbing content 149 KB JPG >get told that if I am caught browsing gore again I get expelled from college >told to only browse it in my room >mfw retards looked at my phone at the wrong time and reported seeing disturbing content >mfw

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 1 REPLY Anonymous 40 minutes ago >d-d-double kill! 1 REPLY 50026589 >try to kill myself >guardian angel saves me >he shows me what my life would be like if I were never born >turns out everything is better and everyone is happier >guardian angel kills himself 50027055

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Anonymous 469 KB JPG 02/27/24(Tue)06:36:24 No.76593875 >become fire punch Anonymous >>76593875 (OP) # What did he originally mean by this? Originally oregano 02/27/24(Tue)06:40:11 No.76593914

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: Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:14:10 No.914564064 n28q0oman19s775tn3.png 190 KB PNG >is on the floor dead and still burning >still held at gunpoint ???

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File: 1519608390810.jpg (35 KB, 345x399) 4 << Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)01:34:04 No.155984055 ► >>155986573 >>155986978 >>155987350 >>155987425 >>155987733 >>155987875 >>155988287 >Pray tell, who leads this inquisition? >Tis I, my Lor- >Not henceforth. >>155984471 >This man's a godforsaken phantom! Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)01:44:21 No.155984471 ► >>155985405 >>155987033 >>155987125 >>155987214>>155987822 >>155987947 >>155991171 >>155992052 >>155992738 >my liege, this man that we pursue, it seems he does naught but spend his days in idleness >He does no work? >> Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:08:38 No.155985405 ► >>155988441 >no my lord >but how does he feed his wife and children? >he has none, sire >Is he not a man well into the summer of his life? >>155986326 >And thou's other dagger... >verily, my lord, but he lives as though still a child, we have on good account he hath never lain with a woman >You would have me believe this knave be the worst sort of simpleton, but nay, it cannot be, tis a ruse >Aye, my lord as you say, he must be a hermit of most puissant art to remain so chaste and humble all his life, we dare not approach him carelessly ☐ Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:36:38 No. 155986326 ► >>155986411 >Hark! Thine latest exploit resulted in reprehension of mine by the hands of the archbishop. >Produce and handeth over thine crucifix and sword. >AS WELL as thine dagger! Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:39:08 No.155986411 ► >>155987350 >> Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:43:40 No. 155986573 ► >>155984055 (OP) Verily this shall mine last crusade. Thereafter I shalt retire to countryside, and raise hares with my wife and bairns. ☐ Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed)02:47:05 No.155986684 ► >>155987463 partake in relations

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>be me >femanon >found that my bf likes destiny >remembers that destiny gets cucked multiple times by his wife and destiny admitted that he enjoys it (That's all I know about destiny) >mfw Does this mean something. Should I be concerned?

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Anonymous (ID: RxMA1gZn C Real Solution for the Israel P(...) Energy for Hatred per Person Land redistribution among 3 parties that have been promised all the land each We are here 02/27/24(Tue)12:19:54 No.460011560 Settlements, Terror ist attacks on citizens. Tunnel Systems, Hostage Situations, Bombing Civilians Absurdity to Hatred Chart Screen Shot 2024-02-27 at 11.57.05.png 416 KB PNG Absurdity Ok hear me out. We all know that there is never going to be real peace in the middle east - at least not by agreement. What we instead have to do is push the situation so far into the absurd realm, people are not even ABLE to fight anymore. A few suggestions: > Over night, deconstruct the western wall and >Import 5 million African refugees >Import 5 million Pakistani refugees recunstruct it in the shape of the Al-Aqsa Mosque. Break down the Al-Aqsa Mosque into rubble and reconstruct it in the shape of the western wal. >Release 100 000 stray pigs >Redirect all internet traffic to blackpeoplemeet.com >Hack into all phones and devices and release all private chats, e-mails and nudes. U >Redistribute random parts of the land with a MrBeast challenge (Last one to lift their hand off the land gets it ) >Fly Drones over the land and blast Trance Music 24/7 on max volume Anonymous (ID: ZvuTzYj8 >Create a p--- network with exclusively Palestinian-on- Jewish p--- that is broadcast to all TV-Channels randomly. They won't even have the mental energy to fight anymore.

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:Anonymous Helldivers Society 02/27/24(Tue)06:30:37 No.668401502 1700370210096901.png 864 KB PNG >Clean streets, not a single piece of litter in sight >crime almost non-existent >large, beautiful 50's future retro styled suburban homes with large well kept lawns >friendly neighbors >Cops just minding their own business rather than being d-------- and road pirates >kickass looking cars >Racial harmony among humans >booming economy that makes 50's America look like a joke in comparison OH MY GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE A^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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: Anonymous 279 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)13:45:42 No.76292889 >Be me >Buy onahole last month >Use it regularly. Is ok >Last week, decide to put a thong on my pillow, and secure the onahole between the pillow and the thong (kinda like it's strapped to the pillow) >pronebone the s--- out of my pillow >Best orgasm of my entire life >Forget and move on >Be today. Horny again >take meds I forgot I had. All OTC, but helps me chill out. >Strap thong on pillow, secure onahole, and pronebone >Shaking orgasm >wait a few hours and repeat >literally trying not to scream from how good it feels >never had an orgasm this good >it's like my brain thinks i'm actually having sex, and it send extra pleasure both to my d--- and to my brain >feel even more releaxed now that the drugs have mixed in with the coomer dopamine Is this the best way going forward? I can cope like this for a long time. My body was shaking, I was moaning hard, and I feel so chill now.

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