Lizzo Shows Off Booty-revealing Dress At Basketball Game, Leading To Takes

Lizzo Shows Off Booty-revealing Dress At Basketball Game, Leading To Takes

Noted butt-haver Lizzo showed off said butt at a Lakers game last night and it is apparently a major cause of discourse.

The pop star was spotted on the crowd-cam during last night's contest, and took the opportunity to dance in a revealing dress that showed off a good chunk of her butt.


The clip, which features golden reactions from Chris Rock and Kobe Bryant, has divided Twitter, as butts tend to do. The takes are about what you'd expect. First, people were aghast and embarrassed to see about 90% of Lizzo's butt in public.




However, because Lizzo's butt is a Politically Important butt, the counter-takes came just as swiftly.




Then there's this godly take, which is that the timing of LizzoButtgate will cost people their lives.


Thus, the timeline has been brought to its knees yet again by a butt. In other news, Democrats are drafting articles of impeachment.



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Allyorbase
Allyorbase

Lizzo is so utterly conceited that her popularity actually angers me. Nobody should be praised for being so vainglorious. Looks aside, she is yet another role model teaching girls that narcissism equates to strength -- that "queens" are loud, proud, and immune to accountability or universal truths. One such universal truth: obesity is unhealthy. Another truth is that Americans are more obese than ever, and instead of fighting it, we've all just decided to embrace it because we don't want anyone to feel bad. Fine, Lizzo (or any celebrity) can be obese, but let's not marvel over how awesome it is that she's fat. That isn't a virtue.

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