Kommando_Kaijin

(At least you don't have reaction video templates pulled from scenes from varyingly obscure films with nothing to react to.)

"Atomize", "Vaporize", "Annihilate", "Bludgeon", "Granulate", "Triturate", "Deflagrate", "Pyrolysis", "Perforate", "Decimate", " "Vivisect", "Flay", "Flagellate", "Putrefy" and the odd outliers here: "Pirouette" and "Contrabassoon"

• >"(Only thing that could beat it is something with colors so intense that it actually hurts to look at)"

(Top-Right corner of the first image is what you're looking for.)

(Oof, I hate how subtle KYM's hyperlink text color is. It's not much of a problem for me, but it seems like most people have trouble finding them whenever I make them unless they're put in a super obvious location. I wonder how hard it would be to make it a brighter shade of red?)

(Anyways, here's all the flavors. There's actually two images, but it takes the first one a while to load.)

(Ok, I made 5 more flavors These are all a citrus soft drink, like Mountain Dew or Mello Yello.)

(Now I can work on height charts again, or maybe one of those art trends since I've missed out on Golden Week twice in a row now.)

(Also, I think that buffalo head might be worse than the teeth meteor. Now I'm actually curious as to which of the two y'all think is more cursed.)

(I guess individually, I don't see a practical way to coordinate everyone's opinions on a fictional soft drink brand. Especially considering the multiple time zones.)

(But if it affects anything, none of these flavors canonically contain caffeine, not even the energy drink. Mainly because I hate it and consider it no different than Alcohol or Tobacco and think it should be subjected to similar regulations as the two.)

(And ngl, but I see the meteor with perfect human teeth from the GalaX-E Zero Sugar label in my nightmares now. I don't know why, but it just looks so cursed to me. I'd grill myself for OK-ing it, but I honestly can't think of anything better for a space-themed zero sugar soda. I also can't think of why someone would want a zero sugar soda, sugar can't be nearly as bad as whatever the Hell they're replacing it with, or the caffeine that's still in the drink while I'm at it. If you're that worried about your sugar consumption just don't drink it all the time? Maybe try water instead? It's got absolutely nothing in it that could cause any sort of adverse health affect or dietary concern as long as it's clean.)

(If "Circle-us Vult" is the Circle Cult's new motto, then "Mors necesse est" is the Undefinable motto.)

(Since I have nothing else at the moment besides more height charts, does anybody feel like making a tier list out of some probably terrible soda flavors I came up with as part of some worldbuilding? I mean, I would, but I don't think I'm a qualified observer for this sort of thing, I mean, I did come up with the idea for a soda flavored with Carolina Reapers, a.k.a. the peppers that were selectively bred for ten years straight in order to maximize the amount of pain induced by eating them. That's not exactly the sign of a sound mind.)

(Uh… something something, nuclear warfare against British meme robots.)