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Nobody above me… Sooo lonely…

…really? I want a divorce.

You're so ungrateful

Its a squid. . .

. . . but is it a kid?

Oh sure! I would love to have a blockhead as a husbando.

im not necrophilia

You're trash. Go away.

/hugs gently and pats head

Hugs the cutie

gives chocolate to Nebu

Comforts the Savior

Free him from his daddy abuse

gives candy corns

Stares endlessly into the abyss in your eyes.

I suppose I can have you in a leash… clean my house or face horrible punishment…

You hardly look like emperor material, square.

Edit: Oh it's you. Can't keep to a single face still eh

Well… I suppose an artichoke will do.

It's time for you to release my carbonation.

a lifetime of pepsi products at last

A kid and a squid, what more could you ask for in a relationship like that except for society's acception of forbedden love?

You may not be a very cool guy, but you're my not very cool guy.

You're a skeleton. Lewd…

Put your head back on and maybe.

♫russia, russia where the women look like men♫

I do hope you are house trained…

Can you knit a few socks?

I don't think there is a waifu or husbando there

[yiffing intensifies]

Thank goodness it's not a vile mutant! Come here doggo!

You're going to need the Emperor when I'm done with you…

but i like boys ; ;

A boi siren with an artist husky, I don't see why not.

Nope. Your typing scares me.

I think we should just be friends… with Benefits.

I do hope you can afford dinner…

ayy bb u want som fuk

Well, I like to try new things. So what if I get called a furry?

Well, you're already "Your Waifu", so nothing to change here.

Doing this leads to the cucking of others, which is exactly my intentions uwu.

I inadvertently did at one point.

We spend so much time together online we might as well be married.

P.S. I want a divorce.

Murder a thousand peasants and I'll see to it that you're my type.

Nope.
No.
Nada.
Not even considering it.
No way.
Nu-uh.
No can do.
Invalid request.
Absolutely not.
I refuse.
Just no.
There are so many things wrong with this.

Try to make me roll stuff up and we'll see how slowly the King of the Cosmos can die…

I'm just going to hope you won't turn me into a cocoon.

DON'T WORRY BBY I'LL SAVE YOU FROM DYING

entry level furry trahs
nice

WHO YOU CALLIN' ENTRY LEVEL

OT: I'll play with the kitty

Angry tree noises

Please don't tell me your gonna go all "Evil Dead" on me.