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Granted, but now their power makes you feel.

I wish I had a clue.

Granted, But it's useless.

I wish for a lvl.100 Magikarp

does not evolve will grow old and live till you found an legendary which is common now

I wish for an dragon

Granted, but it eats you within the span of 10 seconds.

I wish for pokemon to be real!

Granted, but you possibly start a whole new world war with Pokemon, and apparently robots.

I wish for a Nokia.

Grante, but when someone calls you, there is an earthquake due to the vibration of the device, and every time that happebs, your house is destroyed.
I wish for infinite amounts of mashed potatoes.

Granted, you now have infinite amounts of mashed potatoes, but I'm evil and you're incapable of enjoying them or sharing them with others to solve world hunger.

I wish that I was Grand Supreme Overlord of the Internet.

Granted, but the title gets taken away from you when you least expect it.

I wish we found Mrs. Puff's husband.

Granted, but you are cursed to be believed by nobody for everything else.

I wish I was a Roundhead.

Granted, But you died. Of being stabbed. In the ass.

I wish for a idiot that was eating spaghetti now.

Granted, I am now sitting on the roof of your house eating spaghetti and I'm not planning on leaving anytime soon.

I wish Squidward were here to see this.

Granted. Now you only have two wishes left.

I wish I had a device which would finally rid me of that blue nuisance once and for all!

Granted. The device is a gun, to shoot yourself with.

I wish I had my very own giant robot.

Granted, but it belongs to the Power Rangers, and they're angry at you.

I wish for the color green.

Granted, but you are now color (or colour) blind.

I wish for a bacon cheeseburger!

Granted, you get a picture of a bacon cheeseburger, and you're still hungry.

I wish for the world's power supply to be infinite without any harm toward the Earth.

Granted. Aliens invade, genocide ensues, all humans die.

I wish for new shoes

Granted. They're normal shoes, but then someone jinxes them, and they are biting your feet. You also can't take them off unless you cut off your legs. Have fun skipping in pain.

Granted; but then bad thing.

I wish Nitrochu had made a wish.

Granted, but his/her's wish causes the end of the world.

I wish for all the spambots here on this site would just go away.

@Yelling: Sorry, forgot. xD
Granted, but SuperTrolls now terrorize the site.

I wish you were beautiful.

I'm already beautiful, so the wish defaults

I wish I didn't have work in exactly 5 hours

Granted; You're Fired, you loose everything.

I wish I could turn invisible.

You can never become visible again.

I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian!

Granted: You become a fruit.

"Fruit prevents Scurvy!"

I wish America had better test scores.

Granted, but so does everyone ahead of the US.

I wish for a busty blonde.

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I wish I could take a longer vacation.

Granted, but you must spend that time with history's 18 biggest douche bags.

I wish for a cold beverage.

Granted, the wish gives you this:

Drink up, you bloody wanker.

I wish all doors in the world hand an exit sign above them.

Granted, but society panics and you're the responsible for WWIII or "The door wars"
Doors, doors have changed…
I wish for Internet Explorer to be a fast, efective and cheap browser.

Granted, but porn becomes inaccessible.

I wish for warm weather.

Granted, but now the sun is dangerously close the earth now.

I wish real life was like a creepypasta.

Granted, a skeleton pops out every 5 seconds.

I wish for 1,000 posikrama.

Granted, but you get ten times as much negative karma.

I wish to become World Heavyweight Champion.

Granted, you get 1,000,000,000 lbs. You never specified how heavy you are.

I wish i could use my own body as a weapon.

Granted, but unfortunately, since your body is a weapon, whenever you hug someone or have sex with a girl, they die.

I wish for a shack.

Granted, you now own a copy of Shaq Fu for the Sega Genesis!

I wish I have ownership the Seattle Space Needle.

Granted; it's condemned and must be torn down.

I wish I could remember the name of the guy who did the thing at the place.

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish dogs could talk.

Granted, but they can only speak in an ancient language that nobody can decipher.
I wish for one of 3 made solid gold pokémon cards.

Granted, however, the card is useless in gameplay and the art work sucks.

I wish something interesting happens soon.

Granted, everything blows up.

I wish someone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Your wish is decided even want more can for place as far as each when at to be or not

I wish my car stereo worked

Granted. It works so well that when you turn it on, the stereo's sound-waves shatter your windows. I hope it was worth it.

I wish for a lifetime supply of pepperoni pizza.

Granted, but you become allergic to pepperoni.

I wish I got a MKW friend code.

Granted, but your MKW disc is now scratched beyond repair, and the code is now useless.

I wish for an unstoppable air fleet that can conquer anything I so desire.

Granted, but it is hijacked by your most powerful subordinate.

Insert plot of Sonic Heroes here

I wish for all the money, all of it.

You receive all the money in the world. Trillions are deposited into your bank account at the expense of everyone else. You have now bankrupted every other business, corporation, government, worker, banker, church, foundation, charity and illuminati. The bank goes bankrupt as well and closes your account so you have no money either. The entire world economy collapses into a devastating depression that lasts for decades, slaughtering every single business and sends mankind back into the feudal age.

I wish for a giant gundam robot that I can drive to work.

Granted, it's Chinese.

I wish for 1tb internet.

Granted, then you die.

I wish for gold.