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The Doom Slayer

Pundit

Location: Hell

Joined Dec 24, 2013 at 01:13PM EST

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I like chili dogs, Hellsing, hot chocolate, and quiet, dark and cold days.

I'm a chill dude, generally… I don't like pointless idiocy… that's my pet peeve, frankly.

Also, the Doom Marine is my spirit animal.

Height: Tall enough (6'1")
Weight: Not enough (135 lbs)
Hair: Good enough (brown)
Eyes: See enough (Green)
Age: Old enough (NOT giving out THAT!)
Race: Human enough (Also, NOT giving out that)
Fetish: Sexual enough (I'm somewhat conflicted on wether it's worth saying)

Other than that, you really don't need to know anything… feel free to look around, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY CHILI DOGS!

By the way, Golden Girls is best anime.

And now, my (cough not stolen at all cough) KYM badges!

Tyranids FTW

Mami Tomoe, Yoko Littner, Ryuko Matoi, Weiss Schnee, Filia… We'll be here a while

DOO WEE-WOO

THANK YOU BASED STUDIO DAVID FOR YOUR VALUABLE CONTRIBUTION TO THE HUMAN RACE

The founders of modern gaming deserve lots of love

THIS WILL BE THE DAY WE'RE WAITING FOR! THIS WILL BE THE DAY WE OPEN UP THE DOOR!

No, Don. I AM your father!

Little can compare to the Legend of Zelda's storytelling and feeling of grand adventure… Barring Pokemon. But that's another story altogether.

Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota!

This is mainly due to the fact that I'm fairly certain I'm clever enough to avoid the pitfalls of a yandere. My time spent here and on TV Tropes has done me well. Also I'm fairly certain no other type of girl could stand me.

Looks at all the badges

Wow I feel like such a special fucking snowflake. Whatever. This is me. Enjoy.