Senor Peligro

Location: Underneath the whitehouse

Joined Jun 07, 2011 at 09:10PM EDT

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Three hundred years in the past an egg the size of Georgia sprouted from the earth and out from that egg spurted Senor Peligro, an all knowing all seeing being that would influence human affairs forever! He insighted the American, Mexican, Russian, and Jupitar revolution (yes there are humans on Jupitar they just live underground and are hunted by the dirt shark aka Diglett), he sent anthrax to all thoughs people after nine eleven, he is the one who looked after your grand mother when your family decided to put her in a home, he is the one who cancelled Firefly. This powerfull juggernaut lives underneath the white house where the government drains knowledge and power from it's unconscious mind. If it were ever to awaken time would stand still and all the billions of universes would colide and create an altered state of reality where pigs are blue and whales are pink.