MIMU

Ten random children are spared the horror of having to grow up? Lucky bastards.

Nah, it's too late. Burn it.

Gooper Blooper Goop Gooble sounds like something out of a Dr. Seuss book.

I've almost no memories since graduating high school. Of those I do have, basically none of them are positive. It really is this bad. Unless you're a hard masochist, in which case life must seem amazing.

The hyper-realism thing first caught my attention in the Resi 2 remake. It looks awful and uncanny. If I wanted realism, I'd go outside and burn in the hundred degree death heat like the others.

"The hot coffee scene" means something entirely different to Tales of Symphonia players.

A feeling I will never know. A dream that will never be fulfilled.

Is this an actual thing? Science needs to know.

She lucked out, missed the worst of it all.

Every woman in this game just wants to bone Mario. Ahh to have that kind of magnetism.

Hey mods, drop me a DM with the name of the asshole who demands these changes.

Tell her there's sunken treasure, that'll get her in the water.

And that's how we like it.

This is what Powerthirst can do for your babies. All 400 of them.

Palpably plappable.

I'm just assuming I'm the only person who's never dropped the penguin off the cliff.

(Her, but whatever)

It's a good thing you have access to Zora's River, honey, because the thirst is intense.

"STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!"

Piercing eyes and a nice rack go a long way towards shutting down the self-preservation part of my brain.

I long for the day that cats and dogs get human-length lifespans. Imagine being born into a house with a kitten who you then grow alongside and live your entire life with. Awesome. And probably equally infuriating.

You need some good training montage music, lady. Here you go.

Hewie is gaming's goodest boy and Haunting Ground deserves much more recognition than it gets.

It's great for little things. I can't deny its unmatched potential for high-tier shitposts, as anybody who has ever seen the wizards trashing the fast food restaurant can attest to. Some level of interal metadata should be required, though, something encoded into the image itself that tags it as an AI creation.