Matthew Jabour

And yet not a single soul is brave enough to go for Flurrie.

Q: Where did she get that accordion?

A: From the Trans-Siberian Orchestra!

Have we, as a society, accepted that Jessie and James are banging? About time.

Well, it sure doesn't make it better.

It wasn't cancelled, he was just tapped for The Late Show. I bet he has a different writing team now, and a much worse one at that.

Colbert needs to fire every single writer he has. It's either the same two jokes every time, or shit like this. I say this as someone who's still a huge fan of his original show.

Sort of the exact opposite. The English manual claimed she was trans while the JP version has no such reference. I wouldn't go so far as to call that one a positive representation, though:

He's treating furries like some sort of isolated, indigenous tribe that must be studied only via subterfuge. If you really want to know how furries act, just ask them. They'll absolutely tell you.

I've seen more people who have it out for Quinton, whose primary sin was calling Jon out.

Always has been.

I love that, of the two Game Grumps who have said controversial things in the past, Arin is the one we will never allow anyone to forget until the day he dies. I love how that makes us look.

AAA game set in feudal Japan: Try Not To Feature Yasuke challenge (impossible)

But seriously, guys, this is exactly what Ubisoft wanted: to have a lot of discourse around what's going to be another copy/paste AC game. You're doing their marketing for them right now. It's jebait with a capital J.

It's never good news when someone starts trending years after anyone last thought about them. At least this time it's just "hey, remember how bad this guy's opinions are?" and not "allegations have recently been brought to light…"

I haven't thought about him for years, have people really had this stewing inside of them all this time?

Yeah, I don't have a girlfriend either, Sam, but at least I'm still trying.

Pomni may be the ruler of rule 34, but I'm glad there's a sizeable contingent that can just be horny for Ragatha as well.

As I recall, Jonathon's body also takes measures to achieve Heaven later.

If you use both different systems, any ease of use you might glean from the metric system is lost. Why does it matter that 1,000 meters is a kilometer if you're just gonna switch over to miles whenever things get lengthy?

This is notable? Have you folks seen Deviantart lately?

170,000 words in the English language, and you chose to string those three together.

Forgive us, Abe-sama. We have all failed you.

This significantly alters the context of Jax's "figurines" line.