martinprince12345
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Location: Argentina
Joined Mar 14, 2024 at 10:35PM EDT
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"Friend inside me" sounds like Woody has a Xenomorph Chestburster in his stomach. Only instead of a xenomorph it's one of the three-eyed green aliens.
“A friend. From the inside. Oooooohhhhhhhh!”
Commented on llddis "Broke Ass Niggas" TikTok
Wait, that logic implies that saying slurs automatically disqualifies you from ALL jobs. Not only is that a bit of an exaggeration, but given the money to be made from far-right podcasts and similar stuff, i'd say in these times saying slurs closes some doors but actually opens a few others, i very much doubt "provocateurs" will run out of lucrative avenues anytime soon…
Commented on llddis "Broke Ass Niggas" TikTok
I don't think that NFL player needed the "career boster" given that being an NFL player is already a head start in that regard
Commented on Nuclear Family Unit / The 2024 Nuclear Family
Ok but now you gotta commit to the bit and post a short of yourself saying the word "ass" in a breathy voice 17 times
Commented on Apple Intelligence
Apple Idiocy
Commented on llddis "Broke Ass Niggas" TikTok
So, how long until she appears as a guest in a far-right podcast where the main topic is "PC cancel culture"
Slop²
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Posted in Something I'm fully convinced of in this site
"The left can't meme" phrase: finally, a worthy opponent
Now we just need to combine the drawing talent of a liberal with the meme capacity of a conservative and create the ultimate being
Commented on Wow, I Certainly Love Heroin
Really?? That's hilarious lmfao
Commented on Killer Bean (Video Game)
That just reminds me that Pizza Tower should've won it last year
Commented on Wow, I Certainly Love Heroin
Only in the videogame though
Commented on President Joe Biden Pooping Himself At Normandy Allegations
Convicted felon at that. I know US politics are weird but the fact that being convicted in a court of law isn't an automatic disqualification is supremely baffling to me.
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Posted in Famous anime studio Gainax is officially bankrupt
RIP. I basically associated Gainax with two things: legendary animes, and boobs that jiggle unreasonably and uncontrollably
Commented on Killer Bean (Video Game)
God i hope this shitpost of a game is actually super competent so that it gets a nomination for the Game Awards or some shit like that, imagine the ceremony featuring "Generic Blockbuster Videogame GOTY Contenders" alongside a fucking coffee bean with guns
Commented on President Joe Biden Pooping Himself At Normandy Allegations
G H O S T S A R E S H I T T Y
Commented on President Joe Biden Pooping Himself At Normandy Allegations
Of course, they're mad that he's shitting himself without wearing diapers, everyone knows real men wear diapers
Commented on It's Not Always a Great Day for the Playground / Giant Sun Burning Over Playground
When it's too fucking sunny in Philadelphia:
Commented on What's The '100 Faces' Meme? The Viral Redraw Trend From Twitter / X Explained
It's missing this one:
Commented on Call of Duty "Trans Bullets" Controversy
So, this can:
A) Piss off conservatives because "muh flags everywhere"
B) Make conservatives happy because they can go for the "deranged transgender shooter" gotcha
C) Piss off LGBT+ people because they're sensitive about being associated with guns
D) Make LGBT+ people happy because they can "own teh chuds"
E) All of the above
So a win-win for everyone, i guess…?
Or, if he needs more horsepower:
Commented on Elon I Drew You / You Are My Hero, Elon
Elon Musk after a whole beehive stung his face
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Is she as insane as AMLO, who if i remember correctly tried to deflect from his controversies by claiming aliens are real?
Commented on Joe Biden's Evil Smirk
Is that meant to be "evil"? He honestly looks like he just farted
Commented on Cordless Hole Puncher
I'll give you my cordless hole puncher when you take it from my cordless, dead glove holders