Garfield - So, 4chan found a peace of old official Garfield merchandise (Garfield's Guide to Everything), and upon seeing this page, decided to have a field day with it

She's adorable. Can't see what'd go wrong.

Except, I guess with Garfields diet, he couldn't afford another heavy eater.

Okay, Suki aside. Garfield being his date proven how just how depraved he is.