And you know, the old Grinch was so smart and so slick
Then he thought of a lie and he thought it up quick
"Why my sweet little senpai," the Grinch said as he lied
"There's a character that's broken on the leak's one side
"So I'll be patching the leak up a moment, my dear
"I'll fix him up there, then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the director, then he patted his head
And he gave the senpai a drink and he sent him to bed
And when Masahiro Sakurai was fast asleep in bed with his cup
The Grinch went back to the chimney and stuffed the leak up
The Grinch himself got away, the old liar
And the last thing he took was a Story Mode leak for Nintendo's hype fire
On the walls, he left nothing but 4chan posts and some hacked internet wire
The last thing he left in the Smash House
Was a crumb of a Souflee that was even too small for a mouse
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