Guardians of the Galaxy - "obviously"

Well, actual proof that he gets erections to children would probably be a pretty good place to say he's a pedophile, but others acknowledge that some people end up fucked in the head sexually when it comes to being attracted to minors and think it's more okay if you're just masturbating to cartoon porn and not actually hurting anyone.

I mean, there's also the fact that jokes aren't the same thing as saying you believe in something, but hey, you just asked what it would take for me to believe he's actually a pedophile.