King of the Hill - feminism in a nutshell

As a side note: Girls, if you wear shirts with text on them, BE PREPARED FOR PEOPLE TO READ THEM. Not everyone who glances at your chest is admiring your, ah, assets.

Gods above, not everything is about your body.

a simple law of western feminism
men are looking at me! = OPRESSION
men aren't looking at me! = OPRESSION