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: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)19:38:20 No.195245649 THOSE MUST BE COMFORTABLE SHOES unnamed.jpg 45 KB JPG quickmeme.com >sits down next to a black woman at a bus stop >shoves chocolate in his mouth >immediately tells her he's named after a famous member of the KKK This is the most realistic bus stop interaction in cinema

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: Anonymous (ID: ajMhc197) 93838494748837.png 1.34 MB PNG >be newfag >First hear about 4chan through the screenshots shared on YouTube and Reddit 01/19/24(Fri)10:27:00 No.19409539 >Think i'm going to read a bunch of interesting, and funny posts and I would have to lurk for months to be apart of the culture >mfw it's actually just a bunch of retards spamming p--- : Anonymous (ID: AavTP5KC >>19409539 (OP) # you look like that >>19409539 (OP) # i look like that 01/19/24(Fri)10:27:30 No.19409544 : Anonymous (ID: q/2RwwvG) 01/19/24(Fri)10:28:29 No.19409547

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Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)22:23:43 File: d605fb26-e9e2-4b3d-b71b-f(...).jpg No.194891642 (97 KB, 1200x630) >>194886682 >Frodo, did Galadriel ever tell you about the time I pretended to be a human mortal named Halbrand and tricked her into sleeping with me? By Melkor, was cash. Can you imagine what it was like? To be able to supple feisty Galadriel in her prime? Of course not, you manlet, no elf would ever ud you. You think Gimli was lucky because she gave him a few strands of her hair? Halfling, I used to floss my teeth with her pubes every day. It was like a constant teleporno. And she was completely oblivious to my identity. You should've seen her face once she caught on. Wouldn't believe it at first. "No! Not my precious mantoy Halbrand! Couldn't be Halbrand!" I'm telling you Frodo, autistic elven p---- makes you strange.

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: Anonymous (ID: sxkyB+gz) what i actually do as a product manager $180k avg salary 01/18/24(Thu)14:23:41 No.455634810 What I *actually* do as a Product Manager (in 2023) Chloe Shih 262K views 3 months ago 05.jpg 375 KB JPG >manual labor pays nothing >fake email job gets you $180k Is economics a fake science? : Anonymous| >>455634810 (OP) # What does a product manager do? *unfiltered* no coding >>455647740 # 13:01 01/18/24(Thu)14:55:27 No.455637809 >>455638158 # >>455638216 # >>455638588 # >>455639169 # >>455639595 # >>455639965 # >>455639968 # >>455641848 # >>455643511 # >>455643999 # >>455644621 # >>455644784 # >>455645373 # >>455647216 # >>455648917 # >>455649219 # >>455653009 # >>455654478 # >>455654687 # 01/18/24(Thu)16:06:35 No.455644784 : Anonymous >>455637809 # Product manager here for a small regional bank. I handle secured lending and work from home full time. I gotta be honest, I get high a lot during the day. I have an ebay business that has really taken off and recently signed a consulting contract with a group of investors who need help with some balance sheet items. Wednesdays and Fridays are light meeting days, so I'm usually on the road; gym, beach, brewery, hiking, mall. I have 12-14 half hour to one hour meetings scattered throughout Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. I also j------- at least twice during those days, my high score is 6. I know this may sound satirical, but this is actually my life as a product manager.

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01/18/24(Thu)00:18:36 No.455574786 CATE BLANCHETT'S FAVORITE $650 FACIAL USES KOREAN NEWBORN BABY FORESKINS written by Charles Manning March 15, 2018 $ Cate3.jpg 491 KB JPG >be male >grow up being lectured by society on how privileged you are >meanwhile it's completely legal for a doctor to mutiliate your genitals and for rabbis to suck them after >and it's legal for your amputated genital tissue to be used in beauty products for liberal celebrities >the same celebrities who talk about how hard it is being a female multimillionare in hollywood and give award speeches about how bad men are >and it's completely legal to discriminate against men in job employment, college admissions, the draft, government programs >this is all okay because men got the right to vote a couple decades earlier than women Clown world

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: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)05:43:24 No.195176149 IMG_2855.png 840 KB PNG >Puts her highest ranking subordinate in time out and doesn't communicate her plan for reasons What military is ran like this?

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: Anonymous (ID: w5Z/GR/q) = 01/19/24(Fri)18:52:41 No.455731053 >>455678614 (OP) # >go to university in early 2000s >liberal but they leave you alone >class ratios 40/60 skewing male >get BS >back for PhD >class ratio now 40/60 skewing female >whatever at least class is rigorous and technical >few women f--- their way through dissertation >annoying but oh well >graduate and go into industry for several years >want to give back >apply for part time adjunct position at large university >100% of hr are women clearly annoyed with me >get intro class >class is 100% female, mostly non-white >absolutely terrible students >curriculum watered down on top of that >grades abysmal >several students threaten me with sexual harassment cases if I don't raise their grades >several other students imply they will give me sexual favors to increase their grades >several other students threaten their boyfriends/fathers will assault me >not worth it at all >immediately quit and NOPE the f--- out of their >college administrator replaces me, teaches remaining 2 classes in the course and gives everyone an A ENJOY YOUR NEW CROP OF FEMALE STEM GRADS AMERICA. don't drive over any new bridges.

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FoodTank agriculturesubsidiesworldbankreport.jpg 245 KB JPG >put food in the dirt >much more food comes out You expect me to believe this b-------?? : Anonymous COAST SE 103 KB JPG 12/29/21 (Wed) 20:55:41 No.869589196 >>869588879 (OP) # >build triangle out of metal >it doesn't sink B-------

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Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)03:15:15 No.195169568 AMAZON ORIGINAL JULY IV TEXA THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE high_castle.jpg 1.22 MB JPG EFLL >Society is safe, prosperous and functional. >But you're supposed to root against it because f------ aren't allowed to have bumsex.

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: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)02:37:35 No.195168137 амс 13619f59c4be585860de3f5f24535bd3_400x400.jpg 17 KB JPG >SHOPLIFTING BAD BECAUSE SOCIETY SAYS SO!!!!!!!! >DRUGS BAD BECAUSE SOCIETY SAYS SO!!!!!!!!! >I F----- TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has there ever been a more unlikeable character in /tv/ history than Skyler White?

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File: DewwKBqVAAA8bj6.jpg (36 KB, 620x976) Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)18:47:38 No. 194798507 ► >>194798629 >>194800734>>194800823 >>194801046 Comedy was better last decade Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)18:52:01 No.194798629 >>194800693 >>194798507 (OP) this bit actually has potential if the google history got more and more depraved, would be akin to something Louis would come up with. but alas, the woman cancels out the australian funnies Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:03:31 No.194800693 >>194798629 I stand by "demi lardner age" being a good joke Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:04:30 No.194800717 Would. Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:05:18 No.194800734 ► >>194798507 (OP) >dAdS GOOGLe HiStOrY >it's all foot and ass pics Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:08:44 No. 194800823 ► >>194798507 (OP) >Bloody dad's bloody google history >pathetic sissy restrained in painful spiked c--- cage by cruel mistress p--- vidoes >Crikey

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Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)20:44:37 No.129687845 >Gandalf, did I ever tell you about Samwise the Brave? He was my gardner who followed me all the way across the continent, protecting me, carrying my stuff, and cooking my food. I then abandoned him in a hostile land because an evil creature, that I demanded travel with us against his advice, convinced me that he had eaten some of my lunch. He then rescued me from a giant spider, carried me up a mountain, and basically did my job for me. After this, I once again left him for the rest of his natural life. He was a good friend. 112 KB JPG >>129688162 # >>129690812 #

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: Anonymous (ID: qKjf1yXL) 01/18/24(Thu)21:48:26 No.455637134 >j--/pol/ creates "j-- tour" >$500 on top of plane ticket >arrive in japan after lifetime of anime and anticipation >japbro greets you "herro, anon. grad you on trip now" >sets you up in a capsule hotel >complimentary cup of noodles >leaves >you hear from next capsule over: "oi, we figya'd youd'be a n----, mate." >its ausbro! >then from a capsule below him: "he ist n----- in spirit, of course, like all ze American." >its a k----! >a pale face wearing a hockey cap peeks down on you from above and winks: "worth the wait, eh, guy?" >its a leaf! >slowly realize the entire board is there >talk about how you were nervous to leave home and pay for some weird tour >talk about how you each plan to beat the record for most wives in japan >spend the next few months as crew of based frens helping eachother stock up your harems >meet up for beer every weekend and go on adventures to find more wives while paying for everything using your other wives paychecks when >>455637392 # >>455638379 # >>455640582 #

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: Anonymous I heard zoomers call ROTS "cla(...) Dude, Classic SW Bruh! Best one for real bruh >be me >In target 01/18/24(Thu)07:31:31 No.195131225 STAR REVENGE OF THE SITH WARS classicstarwars.png 587 KB PNG >Revenge of the sith on a TV >teenage Zoomers walk by >one say says: "bro I love classic star wars" >other: "episdoe 3 is the f------ goat" >1st one: "best movie ever" Millennial/Gen-X bros, WE LOST. The prequals are what zoomer think of when they think of star wars.

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File: 1703189128412537.webm (2.95 MB, 720x1280) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:30:07 No.76159324 [Reply] >>76160030 >>76160075 >>76160083 >ASCENDING IS EXTREMELY EASY >DO NOT CONSUME CARBS >DO NOT CONSUME SUGAR >DO MULTIPLE DAY FASTS EVERY WEEK >NEVER STOP EXERCISING >INDUCE STARVATION TO LOSE ABSURD AMOUNTS OF WEIGHT SHORTLY >CLEAN YOUR ROOM >CLEANSE AND MOISTURIZE YOUR FACE >MOISTURIZE YOUR BODY >GET A PROPER, SNOBBY, RICH-PEOPLE HAIRCUT >DON'T BE AN UNCIVILIZED CREATURE >BEA CITY MAN >WEAR FORMAL CLOTHES >USE PEOPLE AS ASSETS >CONFORM TO SOCIAL NORMS DESPITE YOUR INNER THOUGHTS >VIRTUE-SIGNAL ABOUT MAINSTREAM ISSUES TO CLIMB THE SOCIAL LADDER >TREAT WOMEN LIKE RETARDED CHILDREN WHO NEED CARE >ONLY CONSUME EXPENSIVE DRINKS >LOOK DOWN ON THE POOR AND THE DISABLED >USE WOMEN FOR NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR OWN PLEASURE >USE RELATIONSHIPS FOR SOCIAL BENEFITS, BUT CHEAT ON HER CONSTANTLY >FORGET ABOUT "MORALITY", ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOUR PLEASURE >MONEY IS ALL THAT MATTERS >YOU CAN ALWAYS BE THINNER, LOOK BETTER >2024 IS YOUR YEAR, ANON

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: Anonymous All new 25 gram Benadryl, made from 1200 pills 25 384 KB PNG 01/17/24(Wed) 22:02:50 No.30578795 >born with ambiguous genitals >assumed to be boy, raised as boy >puberty >woops, all XX chromosomes, estrogen, & time for ur first period >surgery to fix ambiguous genitals into vagina >name got changed >moved to new area and school >had built my dreams around a masculine identity as a kid >hard to identify as a woman now despite undeniably being one >attracted to men but feel like a f-- for it, wish I liked women instead How over is it for me?

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