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File: Tyrion Lannister.jpg (179 KB, 1436x800) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)01:34:45 No.76188859 > Be me, third child of golden lion > Have older brother, older sister > Sister is father's favorite, despite being a vapid airhead > Brother spends his life fighting fathers battles, struggling to live up to his name > The sheep love and fear my father's name, power and charisma > Father is raging hypocrite > Claims not to care for the opinions of the sheep, yet courts them every day > Father preaches good morals and values, yet lies, cheats and f---- w----- in secret > All I crave for is recognition and love from my father > He gives me none > Get given menial tasks to complete for the family. Mostly shoveling s--- > Am I constant disappointment > The sheep pay me no attention > Half of them think of me as some twisted money demon > They don't care if I live or die. Neither does my father > Wish I had enough poison for the whole lot of you > Be eric trump. Pic unrel [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply]

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: Anonymous 23 KB JPG H 09/07/21(Tue)02:51:56 No.63387491 it's over anon. it's over >NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU DON'T JUST TURN IT OFF! IT WASN'T MY SITE. YOU BANNED ME I DIDN'T BAN YOU. I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO KEEP NORMALFAGGOTS AWAY BUT SOMEBODY WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP NORMALFAGGOTS AWAY. THEN I COME BACK TO THE SITE AFTER DODGING YOUR RANGEBANS AND I SEE ALL THESE REDDITORS PROTESTING ME, SEETHING, CALLING ME BABYFUCKER AND ALL KINDS OF MORALFAG CRAP. WHO ARE THEY TO PROTEST ME HUH? WHO ARE THEY? UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN THERE AND BEEN AN OLDFAG, AND KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE YELLING ABOUT it was a bad time for everyone anon, but it's all in the past now. >TO YOU. TO ME THIS SITE IS NOTHING. BACK THEN WE HAD A CODE OF HONOR. YOU EMBED ZIP FILES I DOWNLOAD THEM. NOW THERE'S NOTHING you're the last of an elite group of c*nnyposters, don't end it like this >BACK THEN I COULD CREATE CHEESE PIZZA THREADS. SPAM B---------, POST GORE. I WAS IN CHARGE OF THREADS THAT USED TO HIT BUMP LIMIT. NOW I CAN'T EVEN POST A GODDAMN TEENAGER IN A BIKINI WITHOUT BEING REPORTED. Where is everybody? God...I...I had a friend, we called him Paul. We had all these guys man. Back then we had all these f------ guys. We were friends. Now there's nothing. Remember Paul? He wore this black fedora used to dress up like some news reporter. He was always talking about Jews, he f------ hated Jews. Used to say we'd be gassing them together someday. We were shitposting one day about having a girl for President, I went to get a couple beers and Pa - Paul had set up a f------ reddit colony - Pandora's box, he opened up the box, f------ blew his board all over the place. And he's covered in redditors he's f------ dying, there's redditors all over the board, just like - and I'm trying to drive them off you know? MY FRIEND INVITED REDDITORS TO THE SITE! THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WELCOME AND EVERYTHING! And I'm trying to drive them off but they kept f------ banning me AND NOBODY WOULD HELP! Nobody would help. I can't get it out of my head

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: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)22:27:34 No.30593308 >be me >depressed loser >meet girl online >she is kind, intelligent, interesting, has values etc. > we met last month >we get along well, she often opens up to me about things she never said to anyone according to her >as an idiot loser who has endured loneliness and a broken heart for a long time, I fall in love with her >honestly want to spend all my time just with her >she already made it clear (not rejecting me, I sm pretty sure she has know idea about how I feel) that she is not into online dating 15 KB JPG I am going insane. My feelings are getting stronger and stronger as I get to know more of her, but I can do nothing about. I can't get a date, because we live far from each other. What the hell do I do? She is good to me and treats me very well, but I guess that I am probably just nothing to her no matter how much I care and help and listen to her. She sometimes says it's crazy that I know that much about her since she usually is a reserved person. I don't know what any of this means. Maybe it means I am meaningless enough to her that she feels ok if I just listen and give comfort to her, Idk. I am going crazy over this cause I wish I could get her and it seems so impossible despite how much of our time we dedicate to one another

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Anonymous 76 KB JPG 01/20/24(Sat)13:46:20 No.76183609 >be me ? >outside, sitting on a bench >eating burger >a is guy getting off of a bus >approaches me >ohfuck.png >"Can I please have that burger? I'm hungry." >internal brain confusion >give him the burger >he walks away >suddenly realize I'm hungry as well the f--- was I supposed to do?? View Thread

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File: Sheeeit_Banner-945911630.jpg (274 KB, 1200x675) SHHHHH EEEEEEEE 1111TT >w--.webp >tell him to leave I saved my sister >be me >14 >have 10 year old sister >love her very much >one day >tells us we can do whatever while he orders pizza >me and sister go to the bathroom to shower (we did this normally) >play with her and have a good time >tyrone walks into the stall butt ass naked T >parents are out of town for an event >have dad's black friend tyrone (i s--- you not) babysit us >looks kinda scary but think nothing of it Anonymous 01/07/24(Sun)17:20:00 No.912022112 >dosen't listen >sister hides behind me for safety >tyrone tries to drag her to him >try to stop him but fail >we both try not to aggravate him because he's bigger and stronger than the both of us combined >he starts to massage her naked body >she feels very uncomfortable >"stop that you're making her feel uncomfortable" >doesn't care >starts rubbing his humongous c--- in-between her ass crack >talks to her about how she's going to be her sex slave >"this be payback for yo slavery, cracka" >she starts to breakdown >have enough of this >"get off her you >without thinking, i kick him in the balls as hard as i can >lets go of her and slumps to the floor >kick him more in the balls until he effectively faints >even let my sister get a few kicks in >we lock him in the bathroom, put some robes on, and call our parents and the police >they arrive and take him away >not only is he sentenced to 30 years in prison, but he gets daily ass whoopings from his fellow inmates >entire family now hates blacks >sister and i go to therapy and feel much better now >we still love each other very much Looking back this was probably one of my proudest moments ever. I will always love my sister until the end of time.

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File: AAAHHHHHHHH.png (87 KB, 750x711) Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)05:34:32 No.45228090 ► >>45228134 >>45228182 >>45228189 >>45228213 >>45228231 >>45228329 >>45228332 >>45228368 >>45228635 >>45230209 >>45230267 >>45230282 >>45230646 >>45232448 >>45232793 >>45232798 >>45232834 >>45233042 >>45235503 >new therapist is a T----- not even older than me >wears pencil skirts and pantyhose and secretary/office lady clothes WHAT THE FUCKKKK Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)05:35:56 No.45228119 ► >>45228142 >>45228189 >>45229154 >>45229971 >>45230282 >>45230514 >>45230666 >>45232515 >>45232748 >>45232862 >>45232921 >>45233809 >>45235825 >>45236302 >>45236543 >>45237135 File: E16F5609-532D-4FB6-8154-A(...).png (11 KB, 344x427) >when your therapist is more mentally ill than you

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LIVE SLUG REACTION 83KiB, 677x499, 6ff59g-402121321.jpg Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2024 18:56:19 No.912616503 Quoted By: >>912616972 >>912617927 >>912618026 >>912618782 I've become addicted to defiling slugs >Be me >Live in s----- house with slugs always crawling in through cracks in doors and windows View >Rage at first and simply kill or flush them >This anger slowly develops in nature, becoming mixed with a sick sexual frustration >Whenever I see a slug now capture and piss/c-- on it then grab it with toilet paper and flush in a suffocating slurry of my excrements >begin to actually get excited about this and find it more pleasurable than being with a woman >MFW I've become chemically addicted to sexually terrorizing slugs It's at the point where I've actually considered buying slugs online just to facilitate this. Anyone else have similar experience? Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2024 19:18:24 No.912616972 >>912616503 >Anyone else have similar experience Hopefully not.

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File: 1646459608474.png (1.71 MB, 1230x1650) O Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)11:37:52 No.912661309 ► >be me >attend wife's funeral (may God bless her soul) >priest is talking about how good of a person she was, how she will be missed, yadda yadda >get a text on my phone >"did you here the noose? curry died" >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg >see a metal pole next to me >rip it out of the ground >charge priest >beat him to death with pole while screaming "IN THE AAAARMS OF AN ANGLEEEE" >everyone also attending the funeral is recording me, yelling to call the police >escape the scene >hide in a nearby abandoned building I'm f------ crying and screaming right now, /b/ros. What do I do? Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)11:46:25 No.912661577 Things that never happened

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Anonymous (ID: V5mRCzfv) F--- Tesla 9-II WAS AN INSIDE JOB 7 KB JPG 01/19/24(Fri)22:25:05 No.455800284 Me: *buys offensive bumper stickers Also me: *puts them on every Tesla I see Too far or not far enough?

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: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 01/20/24(Sat)06:43:04 No.76175365 >beat off an hour or two ago, busted a fat nut >my younger sister walks into my room to give me my mail >"mmm! it smells good in here!" >she just stands there sniffing the air like a dog what the actual f---

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File: License-to-Kill-63a6198.jpg (84 KB, 980x654) >>195199103 (OP) Bond Thread Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)19:08:55 No.195199103 >>195199232 >>195199501 >>195199689 >>195200391 >>195200468 >>195200734>>195201248 >>195201331 >>195201408 >>195201648 ☐ Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:32:58 No.195201648 >>195201724 >>195201728 >Bond is his actual name! >Blofeld is his brother! He was the last James Bond. Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig and their movies are not canon. >canon What even is "canon" to Bond anyway? The whole point is that he's a blunt cipher that f---- women and gets the job done with gadgets, style, and a lot of luck. If anything the Craig movies were the ones trying too hard with canonicity. >everything that happens in the movies can be traced back to SPECTRE >kills off Bond, Leiter, Blofeld, and M in the last couple movies because they were done with Craig's version of the character ☐ Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:36:24 No.195201728 ▶ >>195201810 >>195201837 >>195202077 >>195201648 >>Blofeld is his brother This has to he the worst plot point in any media ever Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:50:57 No.195202077 >>195201728 >Spectre literally ripped off Austin Powers 3 This will never not be funny

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: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)19:38:20 No.195245649 THOSE MUST BE COMFORTABLE SHOES unnamed.jpg 45 KB JPG quickmeme.com >sits down next to a black woman at a bus stop >shoves chocolate in his mouth >immediately tells her he's named after a famous member of the KKK This is the most realistic bus stop interaction in cinema

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: Anonymous (ID: ajMhc197) 93838494748837.png 1.34 MB PNG >be newfag >First hear about 4chan through the screenshots shared on YouTube and Reddit 01/19/24(Fri)10:27:00 No.19409539 >Think i'm going to read a bunch of interesting, and funny posts and I would have to lurk for months to be apart of the culture >mfw it's actually just a bunch of retards spamming p--- : Anonymous (ID: AavTP5KC >>19409539 (OP) # you look like that >>19409539 (OP) # i look like that 01/19/24(Fri)10:27:30 No.19409544 : Anonymous (ID: q/2RwwvG) 01/19/24(Fri)10:28:29 No.19409547

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