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13 KB JPG >be me >recently employed corpo cog at a basedcorp >hired for sales position >whole team is chad sales bros >everyone addicted to zyns >wolfofwallstreet.exe >zyn cans everywhere around me >"im at work, surely no one will steal my zyns"- chads >i don't want their zyns >im addicted to collecting zyn reward points >i cant be that guy >asking for a zyn is one thing >asking for their f------ code on the can? >cringe.exe >its too tempting >simple task, take picture, move on with day, cash their code online at the end of the day >goes at this for weeks >yo anon, has your zyn codes been f------ up lately? >ohshit. WAV >lies >yeah bro, i think the indian cashier has been cashing them >it works >blaming it on gas station immigrant is too ez >goes about day normal >comes into office one day >called into HR >have me on CCTV committing the crime >got 2 strikes and 1 more im fired >r/AITA This was around Christmas time and now im referred to as the Zynch. Going into March and everyone calls me the Zynch. I feel like this is harassment and can get revenge by getting HR involved. : Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)10:09:52 No.914695720 Even generated a grinch pepe to match the story. 10/10 OP.

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36 KB JPG when was the first time you saw p---? >be me, like 7 years old, early 2000's room and he brings it back >he drops it near me and it starts bouncing along the floor >saturday morning, watching cartoons on tv in living room and playing with my dog >perfectly bounces into the play button of the vcr sitting on the floor >throwing his kong ball across the >the tv starts playing it >its a bizarre picnic themed p----, a girl and guy are making out on a blanket in a field >parents mustve left it in there >eventually she starts sucking his c--- >little 7 year old me cannot comprehend what im seeing, just staring in awe >>914695781 # >eventually cuts to her riding his c---, she's moaning like a banshee : Anonymous >>914695746 # >just now realized the volume is really high, her moans echo through the living room >scramble to turn the vcr off >parents come down stairs 10 seconds after it's turned off >"anon what the hell was all that noise?" >idk, was a really noisy commercial >they dont ask further but they mustve known what it was moose : Anonymous >>914695701 (OP) # what was your dogs name 03/01/24(Fri)10:10:39 No.914695746 03/01/24(Fri)10:11:43 No.914695781

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Actual way to get taller in late teens (18-19) Actual way to get taller in la(...) Settings Mobile Home 02/29/24(Thu)19:06:45 No.76631757 >Get in shower >normal temperature >turn it off once warmed up >take a big breath and hold it for a bit, repeat this breathing >put on cold water until your body gets used to it >go warm again, now go as hot as possible >cold again, warm again etc 149 KB JPG >do this for as long as you can Doing this 1-2 times per week has shown to increase human growth hormone up to 16 times and eating a high-dairy diet in recovery helps to exaggerate this effect FOX

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: Anonymous (ID: Bc1t20bG 39 KB JPG 02/22/24(Thu)09:33:11 No.459456786 >Go to adult ed welding and fabrication class >I'm the only women there >every guy, even the 60yo married men try to hit on me >>459457955 # >I quit >"Well you obviously came here for attention" Why are men such rapists? >>459456852 # >>459456878 # >>459457067 # >>459457149 # >>459457282 # >>459457377 # >>459457530 # >>459457896 # >>459457978 # : Anonymous (ID: rwByzdUS) 02/22/24(Thu)09:34:15 No.459456852 >>459456786 # >rapists Curb your fantasies, you mind-broken sow.

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File: 1682917033950.png (458 KB, 1200x900) Israel is... Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)14:15:04 No.914567552 [Reply] ► >>914582612 >warm and sunny all year round >a place with good and affordable healthcare >a country with great food >home of many tech startups >>914567552 (OP) Too many jews >one of the countries with the highest HDIs in the world >the location of many of the best universities in the world (Israel's agriculture program is top notch) >close to Europe and Asia Why you haven't moved to Israel yet, Anon? It's an unique country with good opportunities for (You). 114 replies and 36 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:49:04 No.914582612

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/29/24(Thu)20:35:50 No.76632575 15 KB PNG >Most guns per capita >Still uses expensive medieval execution methods

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File: download (22).jpg (77 KB, 657x527) H ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:05:32 No.196688135 >>196688167 >>196688343 >>196688383 >>196689265 >>196689737 >Hand over your sword and your crucifix. You're off the quest. >But my lord, I - >I don't want to hear it. The archbishop has been on my ass ever since that little stunt you pulled in Burgundy. You're a loose trebuchet. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:06:13 No.196688167 >>196688135 (OP) >and your other sword Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:13:13 No.196688343 >>196688135 (OP) >you're off the case, Lionheart. Saladin has banished Christians to palestine Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:13:54 No.196688356 >I'm getting too old for this shibboleth. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:16:53 No. 196688442 ► >>196690227 THREE fields fallowed, TEN dead peasants, A COW left milkless... what the hell happened out there? ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:24:19 No.196688615 ► File: da8fzfift3gy.jpg (22 KB, 345x400) ++ >After that shitshow in Lyons, you're lucky I don't have your ass excommunicated. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:32:32 No.196688791 >The King's gonna have my ass over this... >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:33:46 No.196688816 >>196688869 File: FuY4jnQXoAAHCWW.jpg (99 KB, 827x765) >monk explains deep metaphysics and theology >Uh... English, Father? >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:33:49 No.196688819 File: Sir Rodney of Dangerfield.jpg (6 KB, 199x254) >No fealty I tell you. No fealty! >I'm planning a big war, I mean a really big war. I got to my vassal to ask him for some men and he tells me. >"You should go ask your lady, she's the expert around here! Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:36:57 No.196688894 >Uhh, Your Majesty? You better take a look at this. >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:52:22 No.196689187 File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (122 KB, 750x1000) 8.88 ‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ + >>196689331 >he's never courted a lady >never seen at his village tavern >never seen at Mass >he's a ghost >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:19:41 No.196689725 File: 1615610225921.png (18 KB, 640x606) >congrats on the wedding, have you heard of... >Prima Nocta ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:24:40 No.196689808 File: 1617250866745.jpg (171 KB, 1024x1024) >One last crusade, then I'm out of the game for good ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:29:49 No.196689918 >They read now?! >They read now. >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:30:19 No.196689925 File: 1632188127693.jpg (112 KB, 1096x1004) ++++ OKOD 888 000 >meanwhile in medieval japan

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: Anonymous Fake Russian Roulette Trick 391 KB JPG 03/01/24(Fri)06:35:53 No.914689829 >Live somewhere where Conceal carry is legal >Get a revolver, No need for ammunition. >Situation too stressful? >Someone being a s------- to you? easy trick; >Pull out revolver, Spin the chamber >Fire it at your head >*click >Walk away What are they gonna do? Tackle you down? You clearly wanted to kill YOURSELF and not THEM, follow you and try to reason with you? 1/5 of getting f------ shot. Flawless system.

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Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)01:32:28 No.3807239 1595626087516.jpg 67 KB JPG >"Stop being a p---- and hop in, dude" What do you do, /an/ 72 : Anonymous >>3807239 (OP) # J------- into the water and laugh as it's forced to breathe my c--. Fish have no answer to this. What plants do to me, I will do to them. 05/23/21(Sun)01:48:47 No.3807248 >>3807305 # >>3807699 # >>3808731 # >>3808748 # >>3809355 # >>3809372 # >>3809511 #

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DON'T BE ASHAMED OF WHO YOU ARE THAT'S YOUR PARENTS JOB 626 KB PNG >be me >20 y/o >1 gf ever >download dating apps out of desperation >finally a match >nursing student >*neon red billboard* >she's fine maybe she's not a hoe >traumadumps on me within the first hour >"haha ya i was actually red by my dad" >whatthefuckijustmetyou.gif >continue talking anyways bcuz desperate >literally next day >ask her about her most unbelievable story >"oh this one time I got wasted and my friend brought two of her guy friends over so we could f---, one guy couldn't get hard for my friend so I f----- them both hahaha" >don't save her by project pat starts playing in head >block number Why are sexual abuse survivors such proud w-----? : Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)03:00:24 No.914677762 >>914677687 (OP) # You saw the red flags and still went for it. That's on you, dumbass. : Anonymous >>914677687 (OP) # >be you >virgin >find ugly fat girl you sonewhat find attractive >she's a total w---- >block her before f------ her ngmi 03/01/24(Fri)03:02:42 No.914677865

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>be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes >mom and dad are fighting 258 KB PNG >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >I'm not having any fun >I need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >I'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >I'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because I'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >I can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry

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: Anonymous 1.39 MB PNG 03/01/24(Fri)02:13:37 No.914675499 >be me >$12 an hour as an assistant for an electrical repair company >under a house today >replacing 120 volt lines >I wasn't looking and My leg made contact with the bare line >I got electrocuted on my leg >120 volts >boss told me go home, I'm fired 03/01/24(Fri)02:31:33 No.914676323 : Anonymous >>914675499 (OP) # Better than when you were shot, I suppose. At least you can post logs and practice photoshop while you're off work

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28 KB WEBP > be me > live alone in my s----- apartment > power goes out one night > bored as f--- but not gonna read a book like some f----- nerd > fall asleep watching TERMINATOR 2 on my phone instead > have crazy dreams about Terminator > wake up to dead phone, still no power > can't stop thinking about how T2 is the only good one > think about if instead of T3 they went further back into the past. Like T3 in WW2 or Vietnam or something > power still out, can't contain myself anymore > strip my clothes off, crouch into TERMINATOR position > sing the drum-theme as I slowly rise to my feet > Scanning environment > it's 1776, The American Revolutionary War is in full-swing. > We are losing > I've been sent back in time to ensure the colonists' victory against The British Empire > Go up to some village drunkard > "Give me your clothes." > He is confused, drunk and afraid. he has never seen a cybernetic organism before > don his colonial dress pants, jacket > Learn that George Washington is held captive by British forces, break into a stronghold to save him > It's a giant battle, I'm a one-man wrecking crew > British fight to stop me, but I'm a machine and their musket fire is useless > Their line breaks, they panic at the "unstoppable machine-man" > Find George. "Are you here to kill me?" > "No, you must live." > I got machine guns because thats totally badass > Rip up the British forces with my advanced weaponry. They're brave fools but fools nonetheless > suddenly doorbell rings. I got a delivery. > MFW I realize I've been walking around my apt naked for like 2 hours making gun and drum sounds with my mouth > MFW I've single-handedly won the war

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: Anonymous 81 KB JPG 02/29/24(Thu)21:44:12 No.914667982 >be exchange student >study in the us >locals thinks you're autistic >you're actually just german

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: Anonymous Women decided who gets to be i(...) 02/29/24(Thu)20:39:59 No.76626655 >be me >actively attending a church group for a little over a year URHGAAUGH!!!! >testimony night and girl (we will call her Liz for the sake of 399 KB JPG this thread) was there >I gave a testimony about my dad having cancer >nothing came from it >months later a new guy comes (we will call him Sam) and its testimony night >Liz is there >New guy Sam gives a testimony about his dad having cancer (almost the exact same testimony I shared before) >immediately right after that night Liz reaches out to Sam in DMs and tells him his testimony was powerful and that she really related to it >Liz invites Sam for coffee and they immediately became an official bf gf couple shortly after >Sam made no moves or conscious effort to make this happen. Sam went along with all of Lizs advances. Liz is solely the one who made the relationship happen Is there a lesson here to be learned? This whole this is crazy to me and makes me feel like crap. 02/29/24(Thu)20:42:39 No.76626675 : Anonymous >>76626655 (OP) # >woman is attracted to man who isn't OP >t------incel OP seethes and complains like a bitch Maybe she didn't like you because you got a whiny bitchy personality.

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Anonymous 448 KB JPG 02/29/24(Thu)05:30:47 No.668590610 >40 years old >looks like this >wears extremely skimpy clothes >personality that gives off a very promiscuous vibe >somehow canonically a virgin How is this possible? 02/29/24(Thu)05:31:50 No.668590698 Anonymous >>668590610 (OP) # She looks like she f---- reptilian men >>668592304 # >>668593321 # >>668593783 # >>668615816 # >>668622356 # >>668628852 # >>668639691 # >>668639727 #

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: Anonymous ょう !! b fr W...... 久しぶり地上か･･･ちじょうひさ 00 02/27/24(Tue)08:02:34 No.37320176 The "N Cac د و در دل دار せかいせいふざいこうけん!! 世界政府最高權 33 y しかがくぼうご五老星、科学防衛武神 22 Taiwan Al 1682850423662412.png 1.4 MB PNG M >The entire world actually is controlled by a small group of elites which are given power by "history" to do whatever they want over the rest of of the global population >This last part includes, for example: genocides for the sake of them, erasing entire places off world maps or simply assassinating inconvenient political figures who dare to question their authorities >The governor elites also respond to an even higher authority who is hidden from the rest of the world in order to mantain a false sense of democracy between the different reigns of the globe >These elites don't appear to be human at all, in fact they seem to have demonic appearances Anyway, do you guys like One Piece? с

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: Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)12:24:22 No.76346695 MAKRAM GREATA bv04.jpg 82 KB JPG >mom tells me my entire life that we had Native American blood >the school system tells me everyone has African genes >take DNA test >Majority Northern European >the rest Scottish >some Welsh >in other words, 100% European Why lie? Where do these lies come from? How do they start?

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: Anonymous 1011 KB GIF 02/29/24(Thu)16:37:19 No.76624756 9 Replies >30 >can't move out of living with mom >rental crisis has made it virtually impossible to find own place >"share houses" have job interview type things designed to sniff out autists it's f------ over. I'm trapped in this womb until she dies and then i'll kill myself View Thread

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I did everything women told me to : And I did everything women told me(...) 169 KB JPG 02/24/24(Sat) 19:41:20 No.76569843 balding yet) >do this for 4 years, every day, as if I'm meeting the one today >in those 4 years not a single girl has expressed interest in me >not a single girl "friend" has "saw me that way" if I expressed interest. : Anonymous >be 18 >go to college >shower daily >have a skin care routine >brush and floss my teeth religiously >always wear clean and fitting clothes >get a haircut every 3 weeks (not >when I would hangout with girls at college and try to escalate they'd recoil 3.43 MB WEBM 02/24/24(Sat) 19:58:40 No.76570000 >>76569843 (OP) # looks like its time to SEAmaxx bro

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