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: Anonymous MARVEL STUDIOS 03/01/24(Fri)21:25:46 No.196792320 11823517_050622-geo-new.jpg 498 KB JPG >Ugh... I just can't handle how you try to solve problems, it's like so toxic and annoying When did this s----- writing trope of women breaking up with men for actually trying to be helpful come from?

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: Anonymous What happened? HOE 49 KB JPG 02/04/24(Sun)13:45:32 No.76347373 >women 20 years ago didnt all have tattoos >women 20 years ago didnt all have a high body count >women 20 years ago didnt all like being slapped, choked, hair pulled, hell, some didnt even swallow, or even sucked d--- at all! >women 20 years ago didnt all have daddy issuez >women 20 years ago didnt all smoke weed >women 20 years ago didnt expose themselves for strangers to get attention or money >women 20 years ago werent all bissexual

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File: Visualizing-the-Evolution (...).png (116 KB, 1200x900) Proto-Sinaitic c. 1750 BCE Archaic Greek c. 750 BCE Evolution of the Alphabet Archaic Latin c. 500 BCE کی دوسان با Phoenician C. 1000 BCE 491 4EYLY Oro qw+ II L*W ?mm? Fabraut AIBI 019 AZ TY X c. 1 CE Roman ABCDEFGHI KLMN O P Q R S T V O 4 ≤TY OXY 40 XYZ Modern Latin m Lifting A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Script >written language for the entire western world comes from the phoenicians >the numbering system and characters come from india By Matt Baker | UsefulCharts.com Daily Reminder: "Western Civilization" Is Not Real Anonymous (ID: AgEsGJou T® 02/29/24(Thu)19:51:06 No.460319493 ► >>460320039 >the religion(s) that have been the operating system for their entire civilization for at least 2/3 thousand years come from the jews in the middle east Imagine me borrowing one of my friends car, asking another for training and then going on to win a race and say it was "all me." That's how retarded the concept of "Western Civilization" is. Cope and seethe all you want, but history doesn't lie. Even Western scholars admit that the alphabet comes from the Phoenicians, the numbers from the Indians and Christianity started in the Middle East. Anonymous (ID: 1T71ZEe2 1 02/29/24(Thu)19:57:52 No.460319939 History doesn't lie? Napoleon said history was a set of lies agreed upon. And Napoleon never even existed. That's how much of a lie it is.

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102 KB JPEG Anybody else think Jessie being left in storage for years was actually metal as f---? > DARKNESS > IMPRISONING ME > ALL THAT I SEE > ABSOLUTE HORROR > I CANNOT LIVE > I CANNOT DIE > TRAPPED IN MYSELF > BODY MY HOLDING CELLLLLLLL

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: Anonymous Feel f------ bad man 17 KB PNG 03/02/24(Sat)00:11:25 No.914718915 >be me >quit the job, back to square one at 30 yo >applied for the dream position, at the dream company >aced the HR round >aced the tech round >went to manager round >they talked about the whole starting over s--- of mine >got me lil emotional, I admittedly claim so too, boss 1 literally said to my face "don't cry we'll be sad too" >??? >emotion got the better hold of me >literally became a bitch begging for the job, threw s--- like "yea I applied here just because you are hiring, it's my f------ dream workplace", "I plan to work here til the end of my career" >several days passed, but apparently not me. >feelsfuckingbadman

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 03/01/24(Fri)20:58:38 No.76638797 >be me >ON rEdDiT >browsing mah favorite animay subreddits >comfy scroll and updooting posts >come across loli post >comments has an argument over definition of loli >some say it's bodytype, others about them being underage or of age, or of a specific age group being either teenagers or children >young characters like becky aren't lolis but "literal children" >mfw people can't even define loli >mfw lolicons are adapting the arguments used against them >mfw hmmm uhh so uh, 4channlers whats the verdict on this? : Anonymous >>76638797 (OP) # >uhh so uh, 4channlers whats the verdict on this? uhh so uh choke to death on a d--- bitch 03/01/24(Fri)21:04:17 No.76638845 : Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)21:09:17 No.76638879 Loli is obfuscation, they are depictions of children. P--------- is tolerated in Japan.

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Board /b/ - Random >be me, 19 (current) >doing le jerk >realise guy in p---- has 2 balls(he was f------ woman I'm not a f--) >look down and realise I've only got one, never took note until now >waitwhat.jpeg >ask my parents >apparently I got surgery to remove one due to cancer when I was about 6 months old >mfw I've only had one testicular for 19 years without noticing What happens now? 477 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/01/24(Fri) 20:08:39 No.914712311 : Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri) 20:10:35 No.914712358 see this is why i dont believe in god.... why would he allow a fucken 6 month old baby to get cancer. >>914712424 # >>914712619 # >>914712866 # >>914713830 # >>914714081 # : Anonymous >>914712311 (OP) # >doing le jerk >le jerk >le F--- off : Anonymous >>914712358 # Why did he allow me to only have one balls man this s--- sucks 03/01/24(Fri)20:13:28 No.914712424 : Anonymous >>914712489 # No f--- you 03/01/24(Fri) 20:16:18 No.914712489 >>914712543 # >>914712658 # 03/01/24(Fri) 20:18:56 No.914712543

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 03/01/24(Fri)15:52:25 No.196787301 >zombie apocalypse setting >moral character argues that humans were the real monsters all along

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File: United-states.jpg (11 KB, 284x177) O Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)10:06:48 No.194345087 >Nooooooo you have to graduate from an IIT to move to the glorious USA Screw that, what's stopping me from hopping on a friggin boat and setting sail for Ellis Island/Angel Island? >>194345103 >>194345117

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: Anonymous So this happened 195 KB JPG 03/01/24(Fri)13:28:48 No.73711395 >be me >lifting in the garage >mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce >always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted >always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide) >she made eye contact >the plate fell from her hands >the young man she had been raising had turned into a F----- UP beast >she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp >turns around and runs away >i put the rusty barbell down >calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

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13 KB JPG >be me >recently employed corpo cog at a basedcorp >hired for sales position >whole team is chad sales bros >everyone addicted to zyns >wolfofwallstreet.exe >zyn cans everywhere around me >"im at work, surely no one will steal my zyns"- chads >i don't want their zyns >im addicted to collecting zyn reward points >i cant be that guy >asking for a zyn is one thing >asking for their f------ code on the can? >cringe.exe >its too tempting >simple task, take picture, move on with day, cash their code online at the end of the day >goes at this for weeks >yo anon, has your zyn codes been f------ up lately? >ohshit. WAV >lies >yeah bro, i think the indian cashier has been cashing them >it works >blaming it on gas station immigrant is too ez >goes about day normal >comes into office one day >called into HR >have me on CCTV committing the crime >got 2 strikes and 1 more im fired >r/AITA This was around Christmas time and now im referred to as the Zynch. Going into March and everyone calls me the Zynch. I feel like this is harassment and can get revenge by getting HR involved. : Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)10:09:52 No.914695720 Even generated a grinch pepe to match the story. 10/10 OP.

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36 KB JPG when was the first time you saw p---? >be me, like 7 years old, early 2000's room and he brings it back >he drops it near me and it starts bouncing along the floor >saturday morning, watching cartoons on tv in living room and playing with my dog >perfectly bounces into the play button of the vcr sitting on the floor >throwing his kong ball across the >the tv starts playing it >its a bizarre picnic themed p----, a girl and guy are making out on a blanket in a field >parents mustve left it in there >eventually she starts sucking his c--- >little 7 year old me cannot comprehend what im seeing, just staring in awe >>914695781 # >eventually cuts to her riding his c---, she's moaning like a banshee : Anonymous >>914695746 # >just now realized the volume is really high, her moans echo through the living room >scramble to turn the vcr off >parents come down stairs 10 seconds after it's turned off >"anon what the hell was all that noise?" >idk, was a really noisy commercial >they dont ask further but they mustve known what it was moose : Anonymous >>914695701 (OP) # what was your dogs name 03/01/24(Fri)10:10:39 No.914695746 03/01/24(Fri)10:11:43 No.914695781

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Actual way to get taller in late teens (18-19) Actual way to get taller in la(...) Settings Mobile Home 02/29/24(Thu)19:06:45 No.76631757 >Get in shower >normal temperature >turn it off once warmed up >take a big breath and hold it for a bit, repeat this breathing >put on cold water until your body gets used to it >go warm again, now go as hot as possible >cold again, warm again etc 149 KB JPG >do this for as long as you can Doing this 1-2 times per week has shown to increase human growth hormone up to 16 times and eating a high-dairy diet in recovery helps to exaggerate this effect FOX

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: Anonymous (ID: Bc1t20bG 39 KB JPG 02/22/24(Thu)09:33:11 No.459456786 >Go to adult ed welding and fabrication class >I'm the only women there >every guy, even the 60yo married men try to hit on me >>459457955 # >I quit >"Well you obviously came here for attention" Why are men such rapists? >>459456852 # >>459456878 # >>459457067 # >>459457149 # >>459457282 # >>459457377 # >>459457530 # >>459457896 # >>459457978 # : Anonymous (ID: rwByzdUS) 02/22/24(Thu)09:34:15 No.459456852 >>459456786 # >rapists Curb your fantasies, you mind-broken sow.

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File: 1682917033950.png (458 KB, 1200x900) Israel is... Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)14:15:04 No.914567552 [Reply] ► >>914582612 >warm and sunny all year round >a place with good and affordable healthcare >a country with great food >home of many tech startups >>914567552 (OP) Too many jews >one of the countries with the highest HDIs in the world >the location of many of the best universities in the world (Israel's agriculture program is top notch) >close to Europe and Asia Why you haven't moved to Israel yet, Anon? It's an unique country with good opportunities for (You). 114 replies and 36 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:49:04 No.914582612

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/29/24(Thu)20:35:50 No.76632575 15 KB PNG >Most guns per capita >Still uses expensive medieval execution methods

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File: download (22).jpg (77 KB, 657x527) H ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:05:32 No.196688135 >>196688167 >>196688343 >>196688383 >>196689265 >>196689737 >Hand over your sword and your crucifix. You're off the quest. >But my lord, I - >I don't want to hear it. The archbishop has been on my ass ever since that little stunt you pulled in Burgundy. You're a loose trebuchet. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:06:13 No.196688167 >>196688135 (OP) >and your other sword Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:13:13 No.196688343 >>196688135 (OP) >you're off the case, Lionheart. Saladin has banished Christians to palestine Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:13:54 No.196688356 >I'm getting too old for this shibboleth. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:16:53 No. 196688442 ► >>196690227 THREE fields fallowed, TEN dead peasants, A COW left milkless... what the hell happened out there? ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:24:19 No.196688615 ► File: da8fzfift3gy.jpg (22 KB, 345x400) ++ >After that shitshow in Lyons, you're lucky I don't have your ass excommunicated. ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:32:32 No.196688791 >The King's gonna have my ass over this... >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:33:46 No.196688816 >>196688869 File: FuY4jnQXoAAHCWW.jpg (99 KB, 827x765) >monk explains deep metaphysics and theology >Uh... English, Father? >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:33:49 No.196688819 File: Sir Rodney of Dangerfield.jpg (6 KB, 199x254) >No fealty I tell you. No fealty! >I'm planning a big war, I mean a really big war. I got to my vassal to ask him for some men and he tells me. >"You should go ask your lady, she's the expert around here! Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:36:57 No.196688894 >Uhh, Your Majesty? You better take a look at this. >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)16:52:22 No.196689187 File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (122 KB, 750x1000) 8.88 ‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ + >>196689331 >he's never courted a lady >never seen at his village tavern >never seen at Mass >he's a ghost >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:19:41 No.196689725 File: 1615610225921.png (18 KB, 640x606) >congrats on the wedding, have you heard of... >Prima Nocta ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:24:40 No.196689808 File: 1617250866745.jpg (171 KB, 1024x1024) >One last crusade, then I'm out of the game for good ☐ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:29:49 No.196689918 >They read now?! >They read now. >> Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)17:30:19 No.196689925 File: 1632188127693.jpg (112 KB, 1096x1004) ++++ OKOD 888 000 >meanwhile in medieval japan

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: Anonymous Fake Russian Roulette Trick 391 KB JPG 03/01/24(Fri)06:35:53 No.914689829 >Live somewhere where Conceal carry is legal >Get a revolver, No need for ammunition. >Situation too stressful? >Someone being a s------- to you? easy trick; >Pull out revolver, Spin the chamber >Fire it at your head >*click >Walk away What are they gonna do? Tackle you down? You clearly wanted to kill YOURSELF and not THEM, follow you and try to reason with you? 1/5 of getting f------ shot. Flawless system.

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Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)01:32:28 No.3807239 1595626087516.jpg 67 KB JPG >"Stop being a p---- and hop in, dude" What do you do, /an/ 72 : Anonymous >>3807239 (OP) # J------- into the water and laugh as it's forced to breathe my c--. Fish have no answer to this. What plants do to me, I will do to them. 05/23/21(Sun)01:48:47 No.3807248 >>3807305 # >>3807699 # >>3808731 # >>3808748 # >>3809355 # >>3809372 # >>3809511 #

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DON'T BE ASHAMED OF WHO YOU ARE THAT'S YOUR PARENTS JOB 626 KB PNG >be me >20 y/o >1 gf ever >download dating apps out of desperation >finally a match >nursing student >*neon red billboard* >she's fine maybe she's not a hoe >traumadumps on me within the first hour >"haha ya i was actually red by my dad" >whatthefuckijustmetyou.gif >continue talking anyways bcuz desperate >literally next day >ask her about her most unbelievable story >"oh this one time I got wasted and my friend brought two of her guy friends over so we could f---, one guy couldn't get hard for my friend so I f----- them both hahaha" >don't save her by project pat starts playing in head >block number Why are sexual abuse survivors such proud w-----? : Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)03:00:24 No.914677762 >>914677687 (OP) # You saw the red flags and still went for it. That's on you, dumbass. : Anonymous >>914677687 (OP) # >be you >virgin >find ugly fat girl you sonewhat find attractive >she's a total w---- >block her before f------ her ngmi 03/01/24(Fri)03:02:42 No.914677865

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