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I declare this page get in the name of chocolate milk.

LOL WHO DOWNVOTED ME?!

How do you feel now?

God! Why hast thou forsaken meeeeeeee!?!?!?!?!?1

Denied son, this is now a thread about KYM Gold account Promos

Sims 3 not included

I like Box 1 better.

SO META.

You can't fool me, that was obviously diarrhea. Just look at the reddish tint.

Now that you've discovered my secret everyone on this thread must be sacrificed to the Daedric Prince Molag Bal. So now you just got everyone condemned to an eternity of submission. You're officially that guy.

You know that he's obviously lying.
He's only kept about 50% of his promises.

Are you talking about OP? Yeah, what a faget lel XDDD

Really?
No one else?
You're gonna leave this on me?
Despite the fact that I didn't even know this site existed when…
…
Oh, fuck it.

I once received oral sex. It wasn't that great.

Have you tried autofellatio?
It's awesome, because you don't need another person.

At least you're not a virgin (like me).

I declare this thread in the name of beer! Post beer!




Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer I love beer! Beer makes me happy oh god I'm so alone…

i hate this thread

You're becoming more like Taryn.

What the crap prof you said in the IRC that you never come on the site anymore why did you come on the site omfg

What are you GOUDA do about be annoying you?

Stop annoying people, you MUENSTER

I think these puns are a bit CHEESEY. We'd better CURD it out.

My penis is erect

PAINISIИAINIS

GREETINGS I AM THE KING OF SPACE

I wonder how this thread will turn out.
Or…TURN INSIDE OUT…
lol jk <3

I want to cum inside BSOD.

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO ME AND TO OBEY. I AM THE KING OF SPACE.

I'm going to post this in order to make the video about 6 seconds longer.

Heheh…long…

>implying OP will include every posts on this thread.

FOOL! YOU THINK YOU ARE THE TRUE MASTER OF THIS THREAD? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TENNISBALL-WIELDING SPACE FREAK! NOW BEHOLD IN HORROR AS I, MOTHRUS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, CURSE YOU WITH THE SAME FATE AS GROTAN AND AMONTHRA!

HAHAHA, INSOLENT WORM, YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE ANY REAL POWER HERE? I, THE MIGHTY BEHOLDER HDWYDYGGYAAJS, HAVE BEEN MANIPULATING THE MAJOR PLAYERS IN THIS THREAD SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING! BUT NOW, I EXIT THE SHADOWS IN ALL MY GLORY TO SMITE THE LESSER BEINGS!

OH HOW NAIVE! DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER ONE OF MY BRAINLESS PUPPETS?

>2013
>Not wanting to cum inside Raikov

FOOLISH MORTAL. I AM NOT THE MASTER OF THIS THREAD. I AM THE MASTER OF EXISTENCE, OF REALITY, OF EVERY UNIVERSE THAT EXISTS, EXISTED, AND WILL EXIST. I AM EXISTENCE ITSELF IN PHYSICAL FORM. BOW DOWN TO YOUR BETTER, ORGANIC. SUBMIT OR BE DESTROYED.

SIMPLE MINDED CRETIN, I AM THE ONE WITH THE REAL POWER THERE! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT MY POORLY MADE SOCK PUPPET, WHICH I WAS USING TO MANIPULATE THE MASSES. HOWEVER, YOU NO LONGER SERVE ANY PURPOSE TO ME AND THUS SHALL BE OBLITERATED.

THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK, YOU KEYBOARD-MASHING ARCHFIEND! NOW BEHOLD, AS I TRANSFORM INTO MY THIRD FORM, MOTHRUS, THE DAEMON OF VENGEANCE! IN THIS FORM, I AM OMNIPOTENT, AS YOU SHALL SOON BEHOLD IN TERROR!

FOOLS. I AM EXISTENCE. I AM REALITY. I CAN TURN YOUR BLOOD TO ICE, THE AIR IN YOUR LUNGS TO FIRE. I CAN TEAR YOU APART, MOLECULE BY MOLECULE. I CAN TURN YOUR INNARDS INTO BALLOON ANIMALS. YOU WILL OBEY ME. YOU WILL SUBMIT OR YOU WILL SUFFER FOR AS LONG AS IT AMUSES ME.

HEY, KING OF SPACE, GUESS WHAT…

FILTHY PEASANTS, DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT ALL YOUR POWERS ARE SIMPLY PRODUCTS OF MY AMAZING ILLUSIONS? I WILL SCORCH AND BURN AND PILLAGE THIS THREAD UNTIL YOU SIMPLETONS KNOW YOUR PLACE UNDER MY IRON WILL! NO CHOCOLATE MILK WILL BE SAFE FROM MY WRATH.

THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK BUT THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS

YOUR MIND TRICKS AMUSE ME, HDWYDYGGYAAJS, FOR IN THIS FORM, I AM IMPERVIOUS TO ANY OF YOUR MEAGER ATTACKS. THERE IS ONLY ONE BEING IN THE UNIVERSE THAT CAN EVEN GET HOPES OF STANDING UP TO ME IN THIS FORM, AND HE DIED ALMOST 70 POSTS AGO! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, FIEND!

YOUR ATTEMPTS TO ALTER THE TRUTH HUMOR ME

IS THIS THE ONE YOU SPEAK OF, KNAVE? I USED MY POWERS TO REVIVE HIM FROM HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER. HE IS NOW THE FIRST GENERAL IN MY DARK ARMY.

MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO THE REST OF MY LOYAL GENERALS?

THE OWLMAN OF MAWNAN

THE MIGHTY KRAKEN

THE GIANT ISOPOD

EVEN WITH YOUR ARSENAL OF RESURRECTED MUTANTS, YOU ARE ALL NO MATCH TO ME IN MY FOUTH AND FINAL FORM: MOTHRUS, THE CRYOGENIC SOUL EATER! PREPARE YOUR ANUS, FOR THE DARKNESS THAT I SHALL CAST YOU TO KNOWS NO END!

I declare this page get in the name of tacos.

EDIT: I screwed everything