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15 Clever Comebacks That Seriously Proved A Point

One of the most frustrating experiences that can ever be had is the feeling of not being able to come up with the perfect comeback to someone's argument. It happens especially when things are heated, when the perfect comeback would make all the difference. For some reason the brain likes to forget everything in that moment but then think of something perfect to say like an hour later, after the moment is long gone. Why this happens, no one knows. Not everyone has this problem though. Some people are able to come up with the most clever and wittiest responses to just about anything.

Comebacks that are perfectly curated and get the point across effectively, and are usually pretty funny too. Seeing this kind of thing happen is not common, so it gets documented on Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks. This subreddit is full of many of the best comebacks on Twitter threads and other forums that definitely left a mark. Here are 15 perfect responses that may just inspire someone to come up with their own clever comeback.

Fair

BLOCKBUSTER BLOCKBUSTER Blockbuster @blockbuster · 19h A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn't care who you shared it with... As long as you returned it on time. @netflix 3,313 40.6K 278K 13.3M ₁ LooseBets @Loose_bets · 17h Replying to @blockbuster and @netflix You had a chance to buy Netflix and passed on it. 15 2215 Blockbuster @blockbuster 989 ₁1 428K Replying to @Loose_bets and @netflix ... I'm an intern. I barely have permission to have a lunch break. I didn't pass on anything. 4:21 AM -26 May 23 484K Views

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Okay, True

Is there anything more depressing than left wing architecture? E homelessness LEGISMERERE EEEEE

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Cute

Some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket cause I was shivering...I would have taken the jacket if he was cute Maybe the cute ones would have offered if they thought you were also cute.

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Oof

Michele Jeanne @Michele Jean... Can you imagine today's youth storming the beaches of Normandy? 3,411 2,326 7,341 Hot Take Appreciator @HateN... I can't imagine today's boomers doing it, all y'all do is buy commemorative Trump teddy bears & post "how to open PDF" as a facebook status 4 214 758 Michele Jeanne @Michele Je... .37m ... Ever hear of the Vietnam war? 14 27 Matt @matttomic Replying to @Michele Jeanne3 and @IHateNYT no, who won ..

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To Be Fair…

They think your haircuts are un-American Well, it was very observant of them because we aren't American, actually

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That's Not Allowed

Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC Taylor Swift can now buy Kanye West and still have $700M left for herself. F PROFILE Taylor Swift $1.1B Musician Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 #2376 in the world today Follow F PROFILE Kanye West $400M Needs more ratings 2h View details Not shown on X Musician Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 Taylor Swift cannot "buy" Kanye West, as this was abolished in 1865 in the United States.

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Confirmed

Nick Adams (Alpha M....23h Alpha males eat wings and drink beer at Hooters with the boys, Beta males nibble on tapas at Spanish Vegan cafes with their wives. 6,445 t 3,965 Devanny Pinn @DevannyPinn 7,851 Replying to @NickAdamsinUSA As a former Hooters girl I can assure you only betas who liked to think they were 'alpha males' ate there. And we all laughed when you left.

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Playing Games is Old

anabel Has any other woman noticed that men are no longer persuasive?? Once they ask you out on a date and you say no it's over georgie @Beefy Gorilla ... If I wanna play games I have a play station ...

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Errrr…

JASON SELVI Jason Selvig @jasonselvig God killed everyone on earth so a guy could start a zoo boat. O Family Research Council @FR... 2d The Bible is ardently and unequivocally pro-life.

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Get It

Young Americans dating in the 1950s 106 Young Americans dating in the 2020s. made with mematic made with Is it wonder that America is doomed? ⇧ 8,855 |凸 576 2.1k Fauntleroy Sampedro. 5d I don't get it, both couples are black and white Reply 4 471

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Sigh, Good One

BankingS: CFAⓇ @bankings... I hate it here Tweet Banking Sl CFA® @bankingsl.... 8m Men only want one thing and it's disgusting 12 27 1 Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq... @Parik PatelCFA Replying to @bankings Then wash it 8 43 Likes 8:38 AM 7/20/21 Twitter for Android 9:30 AM 8/3/21 Twitter for iPhone 4,299 Retweets 441 Quote Tweets 37.2K Likes ...

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Ah…

Haydn, @bilbosfootcomb - 10h Ohhhhhhhh well fair play to the time travelers then. We get it now guys. IFS IFLScience @IFLScience · Jul 27, 2022 Why Did No One Come To Stephen Hawking's Time Traveler Party? flscience.com/why-did-no-one... 6 1908 9.8K ₁174K

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Like That's Kind of a Given

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro - 8m Notably, nobody said crime Sam Raskin @samraskinz-1d What would you ban? Wiley: Sugary drinks Donovan: food deserts, neighborhoods with no parks Morales: ban bodegas without fres... 51 1 25 Valid Arguments @ArgumentsValid 151 (VA) Replying to @benshapiro Crimes are already banned, Ben. That's why they're crimes. www

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Ouch

Post lindsey ok @lindseyyok Tell your mom to go in the other room then Subscribe Jordan @Jordan05Hunter. 5d Sorry I don't like seeing who when I'm trying to watch a football game. 11:02 PM 12/26/23 from Earth - 2.4M Views 1.3K Reposts 121 Quotes 29K Likes 183 Bookmarks Pol

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Just Take the Jacket

Some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket cause I was shivering...I would have taken the jacket if he was cute Maybe the cute ones would have offered if they thought you were also cute.

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