Bored Apes Buyer Reports Their NFTs Were Somehow Stolen On Discord - Comment #5,875,261

At least you can hold paper.

And if it's blank, you can use it to write something!

also if its blank then it doesnt have a shittily drawn monkey on it so thats another plus

There's an idea. Mint an NFT. Price it for all the money that exists on Earth. Let someone steal it. Take them to court for infinite damages. Profit.