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in reply to Particle Mare

I'm not sure if you're trolling or just have no idea who I am, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over 2 million subscribers) for over a year. You think I don't know memes? In that time I have removed over 400posts for not following subreddit guidelines. In addition to my moderation responsibilities I am one of the most active writers on knowyourmeme.com. You think I don't know memes? Then how do I write articles about them on a site called knowyourmeme? Several mainstream blogs have contacted me to ask about the recent meme phenomenon and each has been thankful and enlightened with what I had to tell them. It's not just limited to blogs though. Several companies have asked me to review their meme ads to avoid a failure like Toyota's meme commercial. Just last week a major food company contacted me with a paid offer to help them on a new ad campaign. I declined when I researched the company and saw that they had contributed money to socially conservative groups.

It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don't know what a meme is?

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Particle Mare
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Particle Mare

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in knowyourmeme.edu, and I've been involved in numerous meme creations on /b/, and I have over 300 epic maymays. I am trained in memetic warfare and I’m the top poster in the entire /r/AdviceAnimals sub. You are nothing to me but just another reposter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the net, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting inoriginal shit? Think again, retard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of memers across the Internet and your posts are being tracked and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can create new memes in seven hundred ways, and that’s just with paint. Not only am I extensively trained in internet memetic culture, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Internet Memes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet. If only you could have known what unholy karma loss your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit downvotes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking memed, kiddo.

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The fact that so many meme critics still name Knowyourmeme "the greatest or most significant or most influential" meme site ever only tells you how far memes are from becoming a serious art. OC critics have long recognized that the greatest meme sites of all times are 4chan and reddit who were not the most famous or most visited or their times, let alone of all times. meme critics are still blinded by commercial success: knowyourmeme has more visitors than any other site (not true, by the way), therefore it must have been the greatest. OC critics grew up seeing alot of original content threads of the past, meme critics are often totally ignorant of the memes of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that knowyourmeme did anything worth of being saved.

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