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As a Souls fan myself who happens to be binging Elden Ring non-stop, I will be holding off from pre-ordering the DLC and just wait until the general census determine whether or not this DLC is good or not.

I personally have high hopes that the DLC would be good, but I also believe that we, as people with common sense, should hold off from pre-ordering everything that has been hyped to hell and back out of sheer principle.

Pre-ordering nowadays is just too much of a risk. Especially vidya.

It was his sled.

You know I would attempt to shit talk you down to oblivion, but I've learn from past experience that all that will do is that it would leave me to dead to rights from being called a Sad-Lonely-Bitchy-Whiny-Maidenless-Incel-Crybaby-Pussyboy©.

So I will for once shed my ignorance and learn from my previous failures, not only as a internet commenter, but as a maidenless man who lives in the middle of ass-fuck nowhere, and accept the fact that I could've done much more effort into my skills as a Shitposter.
And I will learn from this experience. Nurture it into being. Use it to grow my very soul from it. To deliver thyself from effortless humor that I have hedonistically indulged in previously.

To better myself for the sake of the Memes©

Also my dick is not circumcised.

Fuck you I still won.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Please ignore the million edits.

Hi everyone.

I came back from my nap just to happily let you all of you know that I still won.

Okay byyyyyeeee!