ARobotNamedJoe

Cataloger & Pundit

Location: Has a refrigerator

Joined Dec 06, 2013 at 06:13PM EST

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About

Once upon a time, I was once a factory drone working without pay in a car factory. One night, a fairy came to my work station and, for whatever reason, brought me to life. Giving me a swiss army knife for a hand, the good fairy decided to unbolt me from my workstation and set me free into the world. I am now bestowed upon the choice to hobble wherever my little gears long for.
I now live with a refrigerator for a roomate.

Update: I lied. I'm actually an alpaca that went through a transhumanist stage.