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At times passes on, My Mii must be dead by now in his room

After Burner was rejected by "asshole" Blue, she became a popular target to Nice Guys™. Invited to Burner's wedding, they're all standing there crying inside wondering why Burner is such a dumb, idiotic, no-boob showing bitch that won't go out with Nice Guys™ like them.

but i have sam

the girl everyone can get but no one can keep.

Ah, my apologies.

If you know how Sam thinks, you know her inner fedora game is strong. So of course Sam could only stay with someone whose outer fedora game was even stronger (someone who even wears tiny fedoras on his feet instead of shoes).

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RandomMan you are wrong
my fedora game isn't stronger for i am the fedora and the fedora is me.

"I AM BECOME FEDORA
DESTROYER OF WORLDS"

Excuse me sir, are you implying that I married a Nice Guy?

But my mii was smart enough not to try asking Burner out.

Hey, mine was as well.

maybe because we're married on my island. Suck it, losers.

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Blubber started doing that as a joke to get on my fucking nerves

This is shitposting, save it for riff raff

I guess I'm a professional shipper now.

I don't know if this is a high or low point in my life.

Looks like Sam wanted to have some hot otter dick over me.

i guess it was only a matter of time.

time to be sad and listen to chessy music while i cry in my bed.

Aww yeah, Mii. Rap like you mean it! Just don't get confused mid-sentence!

And, you lost. You had it, and you lost. I'm disappointed in you. Even the thinking hat didn't help you!

Is it possible for Miiself to have a slight redesign? Because I recently just updated Miiself. Again, I can't make QR Codes because my SD Card is missing, so here's a crappy screencap. And a-one, and a-two, and a--

I'm so sorry.

Indeed.

Now if you only followed my fedora advice.

Freelancer wrote:

Blubber started doing that as a joke to get on my fucking nerves
This is shitposting, save it for riff raff

It seems Blubber succeeded, but that doesn't mean you have to bother others with your whining.

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Captain Falcon wrote:

maybe because we’re married on my island. Suck it, losers.

Who is more desperate then? The 20 Miis that failed on this island, or the 1 Mii that made his own island with blackjack and hookers and forced that version of Burner to marry him?

I think the answer is obvious.

It seems that Burner,

is burning.

(Thank you thank you, I'm here all week.)

RandomMan wrote:

Who is more desperate then? The 20 Miis that failed on this island, or the 1 Mii that made his own island with blackjack and hookers and forced that version of Burner to marry him?
I think the answer is obvious.

damn you! You figured out my secret shipping plot to pair every KYM user together using clones, to create the perfect OTPs! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

It's okay Viuff, You know what they say, there's other fish in the pond.

Oh my god! This Mii is nothing like me! I would never give up Nic Cage! What happened?! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Well, at least I've had the fedorafag I've always dreamed of <3.

When did my child become a shipper, well at least she's trying to help people be happy, but London is my technical number two, with Victoria being my number fucking uno.

And, you threw a rose. There's a poetry joke here somewhere…

Phew. Glad we got that out of the way, now let's…

Shit. Now who can I go hang out with?

Nooooooooo! My CutiexDerpy ship sank! I wanted to see brone love for once on this island! Oh well. Also, isn't it just a liiiiiittle bit creepy that this old guy just turned into a kid and started hitting on other kids? If this isn't absolutely horrifying I don't know what is.

Dis gon b gud.

^ Those are not KYM users. Sorry.

A new member to the Enclave family.

Top hats, YEEEEAH!
Also, dat room.

Oh my…

Congratulations. I christen thee "Mistake."

What an unhappy child.

Grow up man, there are plenty more girls you can try to get to sleep with you. She your waifu, so fuckin what. You should have saw this coming when everyone started trying to sleep with her.

not KYM users

Neither is "Poop Thing".

You are Poop. Shut up.

Twenty One just can’t get a girl now can he?

What he needs is a man. A manly man.

Why does everyone wanna ship Fuckface with little girls?

1. I'm the only guy on the island that wears red shade, so people who know me would easily spot me and wonder what the fuck am I going
2. How long until this kid spray shit wears off
3. My mii REALLY needs to get laid

You finally recovered yourself Mii

You're finally happy

Mother of Jesus Fuckface is at it again, someone call the New Maymay Island Witness Protection Program. Pretty sure that's for domestic violence but somebody has to get this fucker away from little girls.

Also, congrats Prime! I knew you could get bitches. Your fedora game is strong after all. Sorry for leaving you anyways, it's just I needed more dick. I can't stay with the same dick for very long or I explode. (Unless it's Nic Cage or my only love NintenDylan <3)

Oh cool, now I can relive my you- [PTSD-esque memories of the Divide's destruction]

NOOOPE fuck this I just remembered my childhood sucked.

You are Poop. Shut up.

stop oppressing me

The ship sails into the night. :3