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: Anonymous (ID: K4A3kQxn Goebbelsmaxxing 02/02/24(Fri)23:39:37 No.457370921 Why haven't you tried Goebbelsmaxxing anons? >be me 65 KB JPG >22 year old khhv university student >crippling anxiety which prevents me from approaching girls or making friends. Also affects my grades because I give s--- presentations. >even if I do manage to talk to someone I can't hold their attention for long because anxiety >one day, discover Joseph Goebbels speeches after 5 hour gooning session >wtfsocharismatic.png >start noting the hand movements he makes while speaking. The voice modulation, inflections, grammar usage, everything >start talking like Goebbels in the real world >suddenly everyone is interested in talking to me >manyfriends.exe >gather the nerve to talk to girls at pubs etc. They actually talk to me and I'm able to hold their attention for hours. Might even score a date one of these days >grades improved dramatically because I give interesting presentations now >mfw talking like a Nazi improved my life Take the Goebbelspill anons, it's worth it.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Advertise on 4chan >Autism kicks in >Eat banana with peel >They look at me weird 02/02/24(Fri)16:56:22 No.76332925 67 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home >Be me >Holiday with family in USA >Meeting relatives in USA because Italian >Be handed a banana for breakfast because that the healthiest thing the had >Tell them thats how they do it in my country >Tell them that the peel has half the nutrients of the whole banana >Pull up evidence on my phone >FFW next morning >They're all eating bananas with the peel >MFW I culturally enriched my American family. 02/02/24(Fri)17:01:20 No.76332975 Anonymous >>76332925 (OP) And it didn't cross your mind that us banana peals are probably coated in chemicals more than you'd find in italy?

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Its so over.jpg 452 KB JPG >Wormhole opens in your room. >Younger you from 2014 jumps out. >Rosy cheeks and brimming with optimism. >Looks over at your monitor. >Sees pic rel "W-we... lost?" : Anonymous : Anonymous >>665632156 (OP) # I'm as jaded and cynical at 35 as I was at 25 01/31/24(Wed)19:51:48 No.665632204 01/31/24(Wed)19:52:47 No.665632304 01/31/24(Wed)19:53:37 No.665632386 Anonymous >>665632156 (OP) # >Kill him therefore killing me and making sure I never have to witness any of it

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Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)17:24:44 No.74856833 I f----- up big time lads i'm such a f------ autist it's unreal >few weeks ago >been raving to my gf about Starfield for ages >it finally releases >play it for 3 days straight, barely sleep >she calls me saying she wants to take a break in our relationship >tell her that's a great idea so i can enjoy starfield without worrying about the relationship >more or less done playing the game two weeks later >decide to ring her and tell her i'm ready for the relationship again >she says i'm a f------ idiot and to not bother her again I didn't realise 'taking a break' means it's over forever.. any way I can salvage this? >>74856849 # >>74856862 # >>74856884 # >>74856895 #

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: Anonymous Relationship Advice >Be dating girl for a year >Never does anything crude or rude in front of me >One day we're in the kitchen making breakfast together >She's smiling, as if she's on the verge of cracking up with laughter 23 KB JPG >Ask her what's so funny >*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPP* 02/02/24(Fri)22:20:28 No.913324321 >"tee-hee, I guess I'm just so com-FART-able with you now, anon!" >Starts laughing hysterically >laugh along nervously but secretly wonder if this is a sign of things to come How big of a deal is this? Has she lost respect for me? Is that why she suddenly feels entitled to fart loudly in front of me? Help please. >>913324459 # >>913324460 # : Anonymous beat her to unconsciousness before it's too late 02/02/24(Fri)22:22:28 No.913324387

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HUNG Doritos Cool Ranch FLAVORED TORTILLA CHIPS 94 KB WEBP > be me, Amazon wage slave, just doin my thing > driver calls me over > "yo can you put this snake in this Doritos bag" > whatthefuck.mp4 > he points to one of his totes > check tote, yep, snake's just hangin out > driver, gloveless, pleads for assistance > i pause, in awe of what the f--- is going on > "why tote a snake?" i ask > "i found it in a field" > i don't think to inquire further > do the deed > "thanks dawg," drives off > never see the driver again > unanswered questions linger > snake in a Doritos bag

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: Anonymous 40 KB PNG 01/30/24(Tue)18:34:47 No.76294537 >god tier p--- industry >decided to censor the s--- out of it the f--- are their problems? 25 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 107 KB JPG 02/02/24(Fri)08:47:08 No.913321525 >go on grindr >tell pooner that I am a gay dude too >railing her p---- later that night It's so easy bros. https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=JqHmlacbhJs [Open]

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Deborah-grayson.jpg (120 KB, 400x539) INCIBLE O Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)11:05:51 No.142014737 >>142014916 >He lies to you for 20 years as he plans to enslave to and your entire race >He murders a bunch of people and beats your son within an inch of his life >He abandons you to raise your traumatized son by yourself while he goes and f---- a hot bug >You agree to raise his bastard bug son entirely by yourself >You get back together with him later Debbie is the ultimate cuckquean O Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)11:08:45 No.142014793 File: cuckpunzel.jpg (165 KB, 1000x912) >>142014737 (OP) cuckqueans(consensual) are based Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)11:07:05 No.142014769 >>142014737 (OP) So the average Asian woman. Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)11:11:01 No.142014818 >>142014737 (OP) She was more of a dog than a bug after all >>142014916 F--- Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)11:19:01 No.142014929 >>142014952 File: disc-chainsaw-man-ch-151-(...).jpg (83 KB, 1334x750) Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)11:17:58 No.142014916 >>142014737 (OP) [Spoiler]why use the comic art if you know that she gets backtogether with him? Is this just really desperately trying to not come off as tho you only read the show? Is this 5d trolling for comic and show fans?[/spoiler] Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)11:20:28 No.142014952 >>142014929 The f--- is with that filename? >>142014929 >>142015140 9/2/9/6 >>142014769 >>142014793 >>142014818 >>142014980

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Anonymous 23 KB JPG 02/02/24(Fri) 14:28:23 No.913321066 >be me >yesterday in college >It's time for group work >everyone joins a group except me >wellshit.png >ask the teacher to let me do the work alone without a group I'm really a f------ waste of space aren't I? I felt like I was in high school again haha. The worst part is that in my class everyone is nice, I even talk to them sometimes. But I don't have enough affinity for them to want me in some group work

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Anonymous DAY 1 NO FAP DAY 30 279 KB PNG 02/02/24(Fri)09:22:15 No.76329249 >start nofap cause I am addicted to p--- >fail on day 5 >try again >things go better until I hit week 2 >catch myself continually staring at women at work and on the streets when I used to just ignore them >catch myself finding them more attractive and continuously thinking about approaching them >eventually have a lapse of judgement and approach a girl I always liked at work but I never spoke to >she tells me she has a boyfriend and looks at me in a weird way Is this how it is supposed to go? I thought I am gonna get a girlfriend. : Anonymous >>76329249 (OP) # Need to get to at least day 14 to experience any increase in testosterone, all you experienced was increased horniness. 02/02/24(Fri)09:29:36 No.76329293

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E Anonymous FO KR IRC 02/02/24(Fri)09:25:35 No.76329262 >why does this femoid subhuman date chad? i clearly love and respect her more than chad does!

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File: gimb.png (34 KB, 139x128) ? Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri)10:05:19 No.913314585 ► >>913314695 >>913314806 >>913314825 >>913314901 >>913315261 >>913319045 >be me >in college last fall >get approached by girl who's clearly into me >total landwhale, probably 380-400lb range and a head shorter than me, but most of it was in her ass + i thought i was into fat girls at the time >(i'm an american so seeing 400lb girls is really not that uncommon) >first time a girl's ever approached me, it's worth the confidence boost i guess, say yes to a date >lunch later that week at a mexican food truck on campus >she takes her veg burrito, like the size of a monster can, and just swallows it f------ whole like it's nothing >??? >can't stop thinking about it, text her that night wondering w-- that was >says she has a thing about swallowing stuff whole, blah blah trauma or intrusive thoughts or autism or something >says it's pica, but come the f--- on, pica doesn't make you do that >keep hanging out with her out of loneliness/curiosity/desire to get laid finally >have seen her eat clothes (underwear/socks, mostly her roomate's), wallets and keys, dog toys, stuffed animals, joycons, eat fast food without even taking the paper wrapping off, i could f------ go on >she's 100% aware i'm freaked out by it and thinks it's funny as f--- >she swears she's swallowed live animals before >?????? >tiny fish, the live feed mice her dad buys for his snake (i've seen pics of the snake, it's real) >says she's eaten small cats whole too, she says "cats can squish down to fit through anything Imao" and i cannot figure out whether she's f------ with me >has VISIBLY gained weight since i met her like 4 months ago >she took my virginity (and i hers, apparently) but i have to zone out when i f--- her because i can't think how cushion i'm pushin might be dead pet calories Is there like, therapy for whatever the f--- she's got going on? I could cut her off but I have no romantic prospects besides her and she'd keep doing it anyway even if I left her

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: Anonymous 02/02/24(Fri)12:42:55 No.195870258 naruto.jpg 119 KB JPG >series starts with ninjas who use tricks, deception and minor magic >ends with ancient aliens who destroy entire planets Why is amine writing so bad?

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: Anonymous This was awful 02/01/24(Thu)19:13:29 No.76316736 when will she understand >go to a slam poetry event at college as an assignment for my English 2 class >it's the worst s--- ever b >half is dumb fart-sniffing stuff that doesn't make sense >the other half is lgbtqbbqpenissnorp type stuff 752 KB PNG >the last person is this... person in an electric wheel chair >m----- with twig-like legs and a deformed face >rolls onto the stage >he's dressed in a long blonde wig and is wearing garish makeup that makes him look like the cover of a Jojo volume >he reaches up with his tiny hand and removes this valve on his throat so he can speak easier >says the following between coughs and sputters >"I'm a brave woman. I am a brave woman. I'm a brave woman." >after that he's silent for fifteen seconds >after the audience realizes that was it, they of course applaud for the brave woman >they clap for longer than his "poetry" took The written part of my assignment is "What would the authors we are learning about think of today's poetry?" I wonder what I should say.

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: Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)21:58:26 No.195869321 balrog.png 760 KB PNG >New York City. >You fear to go into that synagogue. >The Hasidics delved too greedily and too deep.

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: Anonymous Punov 18 KB JPG 1000 02/01/24(Thu)17:51:21 No.665674297 >No fire >Spins food around on a magic tray >Can't feel the heat outside and it's barely warm when feel it open you >HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM >BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP >Food is magically hot What video games are as b------- as believing in microwaves?

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