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: Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon)05:57:48 No.662375645 loyl.jpg 55 KB JPG What was the turning point where devs went from: >"Hey dude, check out this sick game" to >"Listen, we have a message to share, we're going to educate you, this is what you're supposed to like"

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Anonymous 24 minutes ago 76365642 >be me >lonely as f--- >just went through a horrible breakup >desperately try to talk to women >fail continuously >give up and start paying onlyfans girls for custom content >get addicted to talking to them >eventually ask one to send me Snapchat photos of her saying she misses me and cant wait to come home from work >Ask her to do it clothed for the immersion >stops feeling the same >Pay $1000 for a girl to send me a voicemail of her saying she misses me and loves me >furiously masturbate to those >needmore.jpg >ask again and offer $1500 this time >she tells me to get a therapist and denies my request So is this rock bottom or should I be happy I havent sank further and done crack or something?

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5m (2/6 1:34) · 76365994 - 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 107KB (748 × 1080) · 1706482946123268.jpg 1 Reply >turn 18 >mom is an off and on drug addict >she's in the middle of one of the times where she's using daily >she kicks me out because "I'm too expensive" >call my brother who cut us off in desperation >he seems legitimately excited to hear from me >says he'll pick me up >unironically flies in with a ticket for me to fly home with him >surprises me with his boyfriend when we get there >turns out he was excommunicated because our mom hates gays >he didn't know my phone number and had no idea that I had his >weird for me because anti-gay upbringing but I can deal with it >except I noticed immediately that his boyfriend is like 6'5 and my brother is shorter than me, and I'm only 5'7 >have to hear him getting piped every night

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Anonymous Why does this keep happening 1.86 MB GIF >be me >wake up early today >kek 02/05/24 (Mon)14:18:25 No.76364121 >let's seize the day! I have so much time, I can accomplish so many goals today! Let's take a walk, read a book, start working on that presentation I have to do >take break >I wonder what the f------ at 4chan are up to >end up spending entire day arguing with random chuds on /pol/ Why does this site keep sucking me in?

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Anonymous (ID: L2QbEWt1 ) Ⓒ Urbanist Logic SWIrY 02/05/24(Mon)17:07:42 No.457681219 371 KB PNG >Remove Parking Spaces because cars are le bad. >"Why Is Everyone Parking On The Pavement?!"

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Anonymous >Scrolling through r9k >Gay >Gay >Bisexual >Femboys >Gay >Gay Was it always like this? Anonymous 162 KB JPG >>76364146 (OP) >>76364146 (OP) 02/05/24(Mon)14:21:27 No.76364146 9 KB JPG Anonymous >>76364275 Much to think avowed 02/05/24(Mon)14:37:03 No.76364275 Don't forget demoralization and racial propaganda threads. 02/05/24(Mon)16:18:58 No.76365132

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Anonymous 00 02/05/24(Mon)14:32:33 No.76364242 >be me >into fat bitches. like REALLY fat, "exploitative reality TV show" type bitches >last weekend >drunk at college party (i'm a dropout but i live 15min campus and show up at parties anyway) >stomp_stomp_stomp.wav 125 KB PNG >wheeeeeeze.mp3 >in walks the literal fattest girl i've ever seen outside of tv or fetish p--- >literally would not be surprised if she were 600+ pounds, i was f------ astonished she could walk >ham arms, gut to her f------ knees, ass that looks like it could eat me >jackpot.png >talk to her, i'm on pickup bro autopilot and not listening to a word she's saying >get her drunker than me (over the long-ass time it takes a body that big to get drunk) >drag her to an empty bedroom, undress her like a wild animal, she's probably too fat to participate in sex so she just lays there >whalepussy is the size of a couch cushion but it's wet as f--- >put it in, start squeezing and slapping everything i can reach, c-- inside her in probably less than 30sec >girl mumbles a thank-you and instantly falls asleep >post-nut clarity hits so i slip out and walk home >next day >wake up in a panic >oshit i probably put a baby in a college undergrad who's too fat to dress herself and my life is ruined >talk to friend who still attends, ask if he knows her or could track her down >"no?" >i describe her >first name out of his mouth is "anthony" >f------, anthony apparently the landwhale i f----- was a dude. not even a t----- or anything like a literal dude. instagrammed the name and it's 100% him, he looks faggy but not SO faggy that any (sober) person would think he's a girl >he probably told me this at some point in the night but i didn't notice and can't remember >tfw he was so fat that i j----- into his fupa and never even felt a d--- or balls or anything in there >whatever wetness i felt on my c--- was just landwhale ball sweat or worse how do I navigate this situation bros? I'm not gay, what if he finds me or tells people?? and more importantly how do i forget

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14m (2/5 22:34) · 76364259 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 157KB (1208 × 1079) · IMG_6009.jpg >be me >had the same friend group since 2nd grade >one guy who came to our school in 8th grade has been orbiting around us since then >part of the larger friend group, but nobody's really friends with him >basically only part of our group because we pity him >all college students now >texted me last month asking if we could get a drink >say sure but the night comes and I don't feel like going out >ignore his texts/calls >FFW a week and he says we should get a bite to eat >tell him I'm busy >he says he didn't even suggest a time >I've had enough of this guy so I tell him straight up I don't want to get lunch with him >he just says OK >FFW to yesterday >find out from my friend that he (orbiter) got a ton of money from some inheritance or insurance payout >he gave each of my friends $1000 and a couple of them $2000 >didn't give me s--- $2000 would literally change my life right now. Just my f------ luck. Wat do now?

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confession >Be me, 16, grew up in a single mom household 93 KB JPG >Have a raging i----- fetish >Find my mom (late 40s) extremely hot and slutty >Almost constant thoughts of rawdogging my mom and having intense passionate sex with her, flooding her p---- with my c-- >One night accidently caught my mom topless, in skimpy panties in the middle of the night >Run back to my room and j------- furiously to it (her small tiddies and the mommy belly were godly to say the least) came like 5 times that night >Image is so deeply ingrained in head, even years later it felt like I saw her body just yesterday, type of s--- even dementia couldnt get rid of >Even set up spycams in her room so i could j------- to vids of her undressing >Used to fake depression so I could get hugs from mom and feel her chest and belly being pressed against me >Only able to c-- in other chicks when thinking about mom >Broke off 3 relationships because they dont look like her Gonna turn 28 next month, and things havent gotten any better Help bros, how do i get rid of these thoughts, the guilt is immense, but I cant help it, feels like killing myself is the only way the thoughts can stop. I never wanted to think of my mom in such a way, but it just wont stop

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Anonymous It's ruined 62 KB JPG >be me >20 >2010 02/04/24 (Sun)22:53:05 No.195971474 >watching AMC cause there isn't anything on TV >its ruined >f--- y'all >watch this one show where a man who has to escape a apocalypse and look for his family >show ain't that bad >watch the next 11 seasons and spin offs >pretty good >gen z gets a hold of the show >make s--- edits and unfunny posts of their terrible favorite characters >now every kid knows what the show is or at least heard of it >acting like they've been day 1 watching it but really watched it like last year

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: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon) 20:32:04 No.913469037 >Yo, chat, I'm banning anyone that disagrees with me >The United States is a violent, capitalist s-------, why the f--- would anyone want to live here? >*MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH* >*leaves to take a s--- in his LA mansion* 24 KB JPG >WUT DA F--??? >Dude f--- off I'm not fighting Sam Hyde >I have full support for Islamic terrorists and I hope Gaza has its revenge >Um... er.... like... America bad, you know? >*repeats this for 8+ hours a day* >thousands of dedicated fans >making a living by being a retard making retarded takes all day How does someone as retarded as HasanAbi exist?

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1h (2/5 14:34) 76360660-1 Re. 1 Img PNG 423KB (374 x 548) · ZerogothSamus.png Crazy dream >Be Me : >Straight >KHV virgin >Having a dream >I am on a date with Samus >Samus had goth make up on her similar to pic related >We entered a bedroom >We proceeded to kissing >"Anon, I got a surprise for you" >Goth Samus proceeds to take grab a strap on and rips my pants peg me >After that. She gave me some weird "Pill 63" >As I took that pill. My d--- disintegrated and turned into a vagina. >She then removed her strap on and proceeds to scissoring >After that she told me to get her strap on and have missionary sex >Despite it being a strap on. It started blasting blue c-- (Strap on was blue) >I then woke up because of the alarm clock >W-- did my brain mean by showing me this dream? Why would I have a dream of becoming rule 63'ed and getting lesbian sex by Samus? I never even played Metroid games.

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imagine posting yaoi so bad the fujoshis pull out their red pen and start grading it we deserve better 4chan yaoi Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)21:18:25 No.75032413 54 KB JPG >be me >straight >skinny and 5'4 and frail twink >delivering food to this guy >hes really tall, well built, nicely dressed and has a chiseled face >im nothing compared to him >come up really close to me to take my food wouldnt >damn he smells good say this bad english >in a really hot and deep voice and-a-emile on his face he says "thank you very much and have a nice day" >he even gives me a headpat >instant throbbing boner this isnt gay right? why do i think of him so much straight man wouldnt describe himself this way, especially not one repping not a believable character description also doesnt feel in character for OP to say this unrealistic, this doesnt happen c-. bad premise poor character writing. see me after class

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: Anonymous IMG_20240205_012612~2.jpg 9 KB JPG Name my cat you degenerate f------ 6 weeks old at the most. Tuxedo mom tabby dad 02/05/24(Mon)16:38:11 No.913464262 : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # niggerman : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # cool thread, "you degenerate f------" is a bit of a long name for a cat tho >>913464483 # 02/05/24(Mon)16:42:40 No.913464353 02/05/24(Mon)16:43:04 No.913464364

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2m (2/4 20:59) · 76352013 0 Re-0 Img JPG 28KB (640 × 360) 1682590295685221.jpg >be me >29yo male >only had sex with one person my whole life >find a based femboy only 15 min away >19 years old only 125lbs >into guns, sam hyde, blackrock/WEF conspiracies, etc >we immediatly hit it off talking about all this s--- we cant talk to normies about >we go to bed >having his small frame on top of me feels amazing >we both get hard >i f--- his tight hole >cuddlesleep the whole night >next day i take him to the gun range >we get back to my place and we both c-- on his tummy >his d--- is actually f------ massive but he is a total bottom >he normally cant c-- unless something is up his butt but he c--- to be caressing his lean body and sucking on his n------ >we then go on a nice date to the city doing shopping and eating nice food >go back to my place and cuddle some more >i take him home because he has work >i want to see him again, badly >he says he wants to see me again too ive never felt so happy in my entire life. id come out as gay to my family for him, how do i make him my wife?

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: Anonymous 349 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)09:09:34 No.195964652 >watching a movie >guy is taking a s--- >makes a retarded face >grips the sides of the bowl >throws his legs up in the air >"HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!"

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91 KB JPEG >be me years ago > play wow > want to try something new > get 10 people to sign my guild application > make guild > ask everyone i see if they want to join > decide i want to help my members as much as possible > put items and gold in the bank for members to use > ff a few weeks > 300+ members and 2 officers helping me with managing the guild > start organizing weekly social events > get compliments about how nice i am and that im a good guild master > mfw It was the first and only time in my life that i felt socially important.

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FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL NEVER FORGET" THIS DEAL SUBWAY eat fresh. 34m (9/12 19:40). 74712844 1 Re-0 Img JPG 608KB (1170 x 640) IMG_3071.jpg NEVER FORGET or something >be me, yesterday >am arab for context >hanging out with girlfriend and one of her whiteboi friends : >he mentions the twin towers >say something like "what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? the US can't milk a cow for 22 years" >he gets all red in the face about it >"you can't joke about that my dad died in those attacks" >straight faced say "so did mine, dude..."" >i'm sure you know where this is going >he stutters and starts to apologize >"he was one of the greatest pilots in the middle east" >soiboi unironically tries to slap me or something >girlfriend is mad wallahi it will never stop being funny

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