Super Smash Brothers - Did someone say "Dong"?

It's a closely guarded secret, Pit.
Not even Palutena knows how, but she do anyway.

Me: Seriously Palutena? Pit is how old now? Does he not know about sex?
Palutena: Be quiet! I don't want him exposed to that sort of thing.
Me: You see, this is why I think you treat Pit like a child. YO ANGEL FACE, COME HERE!
Pit: Yah?
Palutena: No don't!
Me: Lemme show you something.
>Insert Rule 34 PitxPalutena

"So that's how I expand a dong…"