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by this logic scissors most be wit
WHO else but a person with a silver tongue can twist anothers Word of wisdom?

I don't consider a children's game to be that "deep"

Rock beats scissors because scissors cannot cut a rock, but can cut paper

Paper beats rock because paper can fold over and envelope a rock.

That's all it's ever meant to me and I refuse to give it anymore credulity than that