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George Zimmer / I Guarantee It

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GEORGE ZIMMER 07/19/05(Tue)20:22 No.1899292 File: 1121822535.ipg-(3 KB. 150x150, EBGGZ.ipg) HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT IF YOU PUT ANYTHING LONGER THAN 8 INCHES INTO SOMEONE'S RECTUM, IT CAN LEAD TO A FATAL INFECTION. THAT IS WHY I AM ON THE RUN, AS I HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS WITH MY MONOLITHIC MEAT JAVELIN. INCLUDED IN THAT LIST OF CORNHOLING CASUALTIES IS YOUR KID SISTER. I WAS IN YOUR HOUSE THE OTHER DAY, SCROUNGING FOR SCRAPS OF FOOD TO MAINTAIN MY INCREDIBLE MAN-BONE, WHEN SHE CAME IN LOOKING FOR PICKLES. IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE I WAS BEHIND HER, AND WITHOUT BOTHERING TO TEAR OFF HER TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS, I SHOVED MY GARGANTUAN SPERM-RIFLE SO DEEP INTO HER, YOUR DEAD CAVEMEN ANCESTORS SCREAMED IN AGONY IN A FEW MOMENTSI HAD FILLED HER GUTS, AND THE SINK AND MOST OF THE FLOOR WITH MY POTENT D----SEED. ONCE I PRIED YOUR SISTER OFF MY LOVE SAUSAGE, I USED IT TO CRUSH YOUR DOG, AND WADDLED OUT OF YOUR HOME NON-CHALANTLY DESTROYING THE DOORFRAME WITH MY SPHERICAL SPERM -FACTORIES. I GUARANTEE IT
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