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□ GEORGE ZIMMER lfa5OHd59bg 02/25/05(Fri) 16:28 No. 7 4161 File 1109366886ipg-(2316 B, 68x85, zimmer 444.jpg) 764139 764146 HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHY DON'T YOU TWO ASS CAPTAINS GET YOURSELF A ROOM AT THE HOLIDAY INN, F--- EACH OTHER'S NOSTRILS AND SHOVE DAICON UP YOUR LUBED UP PUCKERS YOU NEEDLEDICKED PROSTATE QUEENS. MY THROBBING TALL URETHRA MOUNTAIN IS SO TITANIC I HAD NASA BUILD ME A HANGAR FOR MY BACKYARD TO HARBOR MY MAN SHAFT WHEN I LIE IN A COT WHILE YOUR MOTHER BRINGS ME LEMONADE AND A---. I GUARANTEE IT

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