So, we could hypothetically make the human embodiment of edginess by creating a Human being by using the Shadow The Hedgehog game as their genetic code?
When can we start creating these "Ultimate Lifeforms" if you will?
The year is 2071. What seemed to be a sliver of hope for retro gamers after an anonymous bioengineer released the formula for a mutagen that would transform your genetic code into old Nintendo games, turned out to be only temporary, as Nintendo responded by releasing a massive cloud of nanobots that would electrocute you instantly if they detected copyrighted code in your DNA strands.
The only way to play their old games now is to mind-meld with one of the lucky few that managed to implant one of their console chips into their cortex before the Great Purge, or wait for them to port said games, one by one, at full price, to the Nintendo SWiiUtchcube 643DSXLi Advance.
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